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i woke up from my nap and my boyfriend IMMEDIATELY asked if i wanted to watch desperate housewives. life is good.

rebound boy and me discussing how we’ll still be talking by football season

My nephew is a beautiful baby. Truly stunning. The platonic ideal of infant. I can’t wait till he’s older so I can teach him what drugs are

HELP MY BESTIEEEEEEE

its been days n we hav only been able 2 scrape together $34…. pls anything helps we r homeless n a motel is just $75

PLS HELP EVEN IF IT IS JUST REPOSTING ITS BEEN DAYS

born to play musical theatre hussies, cursed with insane stage fright.

surely yodelling will fix this

whoopsie i’m crashing out

jove is at their best when they’re honest 🙂‍↕️

I have little honor and less shame; I am a cad, a rascal, an unscrupulous vandal with a cold heart and a hot temper. My heart is fickle and my mind is sly. Ill will infests my very marrow. My nature is of the rats.

everyone send yulï all the good luck and most importantly some money- hand crafted faces are not cheap!! $wyntrxberry

just got the update that yulï is out of surgery and in the recovery room for now 🖤😤

idk gang having no irl friends and spending the summer indoors while listening to weezer is kinda gender affirming

sad to report that after 4 months of field research i’ve learned that guys with bad hairlines won’t treat you better

CITY! POP! SUMMER!

there’s a special joy in clipping a speaker onto a chandelier

it’s really stupid that i don’t have a massive dick. i deserve that.

hey chat did i tell you guys he lied to me every day for two weeks straight at the end of our relationship while he cosplayed as someone who wants to be in a romantic relationship with me

mimis time

wishing i could hold yulï’s hand through the next few days ❤️‍🩹 make sure yall send her lots of good vibes and money this week

nothing feels better than getting ur boyfriend hooked on desperate housewives

me and this tinder boy are allowed to rebound with each other as a treat

gave my number to a tinder boy which, in my current emotional state, is kind of like taking a shit on a half-written essay and turning it into your teacher as your final paper

i love it when i randomly sing when im on discord and it hits me with the “spotify playback paused while transmitting audio” like thank you discord i did hit that riff perfectly ur right.

we are gathered here today on this fine day of 420, the bunny’s day to honor and mourn the sacrifice of my nose. many considered it a delicacy, a fine piece, “cute” “hot” “lovely” but a grand burden to myself. please bow your head in silence. 🥀

the fun has already begun 😶‍🌫️ come join the virtual smoke sesh and hang on this beautiful sunday!🍃 twitch.tv/zoetreez 🍃

idk which beach boy is Bahama super deep in the background during kokomo but it scares me every time

Yeah, Publix is closed even.

this is literally the worst day to be out of weed