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My toxic trait is hearing my wife complain about how valentines day has gotten out of hand and being unable to not give her the ive been telling you this for years speech

Having kids really messes with your gaming time but im glad I finally got to get deeper into "cloud strife, incel by choice. Part 2" and man it is good to be an FF7 fan these days.

Also the robber threw some nice steaks at the watchdogs before breaking in.

The supreme court really does feel like a lazy watch dog that you have to wake up after the guy is already in the house stealing your stuff and you have to yell at it "Hey you gonna do something about this or what?!"

One of the reasons I would like to win the lottery is so I can tell people "so what if they took away 25 million dollars in taxes, I still have 25 million. That other 25 million literally makes no difference. I'm still rich. I'll be able to live large on JUST the interest of that."

This whole "vote like people won't disappoint you but plan like they will" Thing I got going on is really paying off.

So yeah my wife got a message from old navy asking for her legal status because she tried to pay a bill.

Yeah that creature commandos show on max is pretty good. Although to be honest I might have a very recent events bias.

I was watching justice league and I got to the part with the hammer wielding muscle mommies and I had forgotten about them...ok you know what i lied. I haven't forgotten. Those muscular, sweaty Amazon's haunt my dreams. Sometimes I wonder how many squats it takes to get them glutes popping like that

Really hope 2025 Is the year of Luigi Him: oh you saw the new switch 2 announcement? Me: *cocks shotgun* WTF is a switch 2?

This made me laugh quite a bit.

Normalize saying "I do damage when I brandish my katanas. I will slice you up and banish in my ladybug pajamas "whenever anyone says that's bananas!

Didn't have the "we do it for the kids, even when theyre no longer kids" scene in red one bringing me to tears on my 2024 bingo card

The Witcher series has always spoken to me because in my mind it's about a man of science that lives in a fantasy world that still manages to have ignorance and superstition and his frustration with it. Add a demale character with a bit of angry feminism and you have Witcher 4 and im all in.

Saw that I have over 1500 hrs clocked in 7 days to die on steam. That doesn't count the 1000+ ive played on mods running parallel the main game. Somehow I can still find mods that make it feel fresh. Kinda nuts.

Amazon has a deal for the meta rayban glasses that comes with 90$ amaxon credit. I've been waiting on a good deal so I pounced.

I would use bluesky more if it didn't feel like it requires at least 1080p streaming level signal. I can't even get it to load at work.

Saw that amazon music unlimited now includes audible and I immediately got the world war z audio book. I've read the book before and heard goof things about the audio book years ago. So far it's very good. Very interesting stuff, especially considering current events.

@bradgallaway.bsky.social hey Brad what's your friend code on helldivers 2?

This is normal. That gap in the middle was baldurs gate 3 lol. Creature of habit i am.

@bradgallaway.bsky.social hi Brad. Just randomly did my monthly Twitter check and got your message about spending time on discord. I do have an account but I've rarely used it. Honestly im not 100% on what it is. I remember people used it for online chat in video games a lot. Anyways why'd you ask?

Her: *whispers* so. You unto any freaky stuff? Him: you could say that? 👀

Do you ever just find yourself saying "Hey you know what? I used to be a very handsome young man, and also like 7 feet tall apparently."

Never thought I'd say this but after having to deal with 2 kids in cars not designed for families I gotta admit, these new minivans are 🔥

Real convo i had Wife: can you go move the grill so we can use it? Me: sure let me get my gloves Wife: why do you need your gloves? Me: just assume every odd thing I do is because I'm afraid of spiders. *unlocks car* Wife: why are your gloves in your car? Me: what did I just say?!!

Watched sisu and it was great but part of me wishes that...you know what? Ill.just let him tell it Evil me: would it have killed them to make one "I bet you did na...zi that coming!" Joke?!

"Politicians are all just corrupt crooks" ---- Every mofo that breaks the law every single chance they can get away with it.

We received an email at work saying we're having a "violence in the workplace" seminar that lasts one hour and dear God I hope nobody misreads that email cause we got some crazies up in here

Some firefighters showed up in the neighborhood so you better believe my son had to show up his halloween costume lol

Calling something evil is a great way of just washing our hands from any kind of responsibility or from actually using or brains. The truth more often than not is "evil" people are just us if put into a shitty position. I'm glad more and more people are realizing it.