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I finished Invincible... Hm.

I have finished the first Invincible Compendium and I'm not gonna lie to you... The show is objectively better. They really drew out the Reanimen bit for like 40 issues, William was practically begging this whole ass superhero to help and it took him like 40 issues to do anything about it.

FE1-5 are entirely skippable 6-8 are fine but if you gave them to a newcomer they'd probably hate it and you Telius clears 11-12 are almost objective improvements to 1 and 3 but still not great Awakening is the best Fates exists ig Echoes is the best 3H is very good Engage is... I can't decide

You're not allowed to make fun of British food if you sit there and eat a PB&J sandwich and a glass of milk over the age of 7, if you're doing this at any point past double digits, I need you to stop talking because you're gonna make me tweak tf out

Crazy how every conservative creator I've ever seen is angry and whiney while the vast majority of left leaning creator's I've seen just aren't. The only times I've seen left leaning people be whiney is when they're Twitter users and the Ven diagram of annoying person and Twitter user is a circle

Introduce yourself with 4 games I do, however, fear that my immaculate taste will lead you to believe I'm a good person (I am not)

Reasonable and polite discussion ended a while ago, stop trying to placate bad people who aren't interested in showing you the same respect. You can't win that fight. They don't need to be cartoon mustache twirling villains to make the world a worse place, they do and they should know that.

The intense desire to do comic dubs but being too socially anxious to ask people for permission but also being respectful enough to need to ask for permission is a rough combination of things to feel.

I love how Castlevania has had predominantly white male main characters and white casts forever and nobody said a damn thing about it, Nocturne has a few black characters and insecure white men lost their fucking minds and had mental break downs. They are, and always have been, the snowflakes.

Master Chief got killed by the guys who did Hotel California? I don't watch sportsball but this is my current understanding of events

I'm hearing that people do not like Sima Zhao, but how can a man with a wife this gorgeous possibly be bad? I just don't see it being possible

He is the coolest Wei general in Dynasty Warriors and I simply will not hear any different

How the hell is PSN still down?

IT HAS MUSIC FOR THE WII CHANNELS BUT NOT FOR POKEMON GENS 1-8 OR ANY FIRE EMBLEM GAME EXCEPT 7. Didn't this app come out months ago? What have they been doing with it? Don't they own their music? What's stopping them from adding these songs? WHERE THE FUCK IS MARIO SUNSHINE

For a company who HATES it when you pirate their stuff, Nintendo sure love incentivising you to pirate their stuff. Inflate the games by adding the same ones twice, missing almost every Pokemon game, no Majora's Mask or Twilight Princess, no Xenoblade ANYTHING, no Dread or ZM, this app fucking sucks

Is PSN still down?! Let me play Monster Hunter for fucks sake

Welp, PSN is down and have console sharing on so I can't play my digital copy of Monster Hunter Rise or any of the Dynasty Warriors games I'm streaming... Guess I'm here now... Hi

I've said for years that the left wing and the right wing are the exact same people in different coloured shirts and I feel like the way you guys absorb media proves that. Both of you will watch a show and simply be unable to switch off the politics. Either you're whining because

Playing Dynasty Warriors for the first time has been a constant cycle of Meet guy Play as guy Fall madly in love with guy Watch guy die tragically I will never forget you my bald king, walk tall.

Going online to try see funny memes and art and being accosted by corny political Facebook tier posts is the quickest way to make me think I gotta get back up to and try go to bed another time to see if I can get a better feed. Have y'all considered getting hobbies? Like genuinely give it a try

If you hate this I feel you've greatly misunderstood Dante in every aspect. It's also fucking funny, lighten up, damn.

Reminder that the problem with Veilguard's progressivism isn't that it's progressive, it's that it's fucking lazy. Inquisition has a transman character, Krem, and he's fine because they actually made an attempt to explain the concept in universe. Veilguard didn't even fucking try

It might not be my cup of tea, but the music of Imagine Dragons makes a lot of people happy, and that's a huge problem.

Completely forgot there's an episode of the original Pokemon anime where a guy whips his Pokemon and they treat Ash like he's the crazy one for objecting to it

Starting today, same-sex marriage is officially legalized in Thailand. It’s the first country in Southeast Asia to recognize marriage equality.

Imagine you have literal soul consuming parasites in your head, this woman offers you salvation despite the fact she isn't supposed to do that, and you start dicking around with Tiefling and Druids and shit instead, she's allowed to be angry

If you hate Lae'zel because she attacks you immediately you better fucking hate Astarion too cus he does the exact same thing, if you hate her because she's fantasy racist you better hate Shadowheart too because she immediately calls Lae'zel "dangerous" because she's a Githyanki. Lae'zel is fine.

My favourite sub genre of human is the "Right Wing Lunatic Who Is Shocked That Obviously Left Wing Thing is Left Wing" Like what do you mean you thought this trio of eyeliner wearing punks was on YOUR side??? Buddy one of their most popular songs is literally called "American Idiot" come tf on...