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I keep being, like, "Here's the smart thing I can say about the Supreme Court's anti-trans ruling that will convey my rage but also remind people we will find ways to care for those of us who make it," but I don't have it in me. This fucking sucks shit, and I hate it.

Something the Skrmetti decision drives home: "Puberty blockers" should be abandoned as a goal; the goal should be HRT for any minor that wants it; puberty blockers should be a tool for minors who choose themselves they need more time to decide and *nothing else*. Compromising achieved nothing, here

I'm so happy I finally learned how good homemade pico de gallo is. What a nice thing!

Ew ew ew i accidentally bought a pink zero sugar Monster bc i thought it was pipeline punch. My life is so hard

Space DUI is when I'm drunkenly asteroid core mining in Elite Dangerous

having one bad day at the asteroid mine and activating the hyperdrive on my nissan galactic to obliterate two thirds of the eastern seaboard

I really appreciate that bechamel sauce was my own "baby's first technical cooking" experience. It was great for building confidence when living on my own, bc I got to see ingredients turn into something very different through cooking, and I DID that. And then you can make lasagna. Rewarded

Feeling so much love for gay ppl right now, like, as shit gets worse and worse everything just crystallizes the recognition that the trannies, sex workers, faggots and perverts have worked to make life so beautiful, so worth living, so joyous that I literally don't believe we can lose

I wanna go skinny shame someone

Made a broccoli mac and cheesnt style pasta bake!

Me: Yeah I'm soakmodeing My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female. Consultant: You're going to get sick Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman. Consultant: Go inside and dry off

My favorite thing about American recipes is that they will measure things in ounces WHICH CAN MEAN BOTH WEIGHT AND VOLUME and not clarify which way they're using it. Fucking barbarians

We got this. These guys always win. 10.000.000 VOLTS THUNDERBOLT ✨️✨️✨️

people are dogs to elves is going to roll around the ole brainbox for a while

Treadzilla loves you and wants you to be happy

Lingueen heaven! Broccoli, garlic, chili and oat cream! 🥦🧄🌶

Sometimes, I re-realize that other people apparently don't carefully measure out their ingredients when cooking. This disturbs me. What do you MEAN you don't measure the amount of rice or pasta you're cooking?? You're just pouring *some* cream into your sauce??