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sleepytimebaer.bsky.social
Just another X-pat who finally got sick of the trash fire that is Twitter. Haver of MS. Mother of myriad four and eight legged minions. Low key WWE geek. Hoosier. Blue in a red state.
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I think it already is. But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made. We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America

Yassified Santa doesn’t live at the North Pole. He lives in a studio in Bushwick.

I’m not sure I can get onboard with the recent yassification of Santa…

I don't understand people who leave their home in the morning to go get coffee. How do you manage to get out of bed, get dressed, and make it to the coffee shop without caffeine? 🤔😂

Paul Heyman: Ladiessss and gent— Me:

WELCOME BACK PAUL HEYMAN! #SmackDown

Me on 11.11.22: Took my wrestling nerd fella to a live Smackdown bc I’m supportive like that. Me on 11.22.24: Losing my mind bc Paul Heyman returned. Life comes at you fast.

PAUL MOTHERFUCKIN HEYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The serenity prayer is way too long. God grant me the breakfast

Kroger did NOT need to go that hard with their holiday commercial this year 😭😭😭

Yeyyy new sleep paralysis demon!

Sometimes I wonder what motivates non-coffee drinkers to get out of bed. Probably some sort of pulley system.

I can’t stop thinking ab the fact that Roman Reigns and Paul Heyman have accounts over here and are only following each other 👀👀👀 #wrestlesky #wwe #otc

Good Morning! This is my dog, Foley. We named her after the legend himself, Mick Foley and like her namesake she wants everyone to “Have a nice day!”

This is wild. After being so ensconced in the bad place for so long I forgot what normal social media is supposed to look like. No obnoxious ads? No rage bait and shitposting? Just people connecting? Wild. I’m not sure how long this will last so I’m gonna enjoy while I can!

You guys, idk if this is gonna work. I’ve been scrolling for the past hour and I haven’t once seen an ad for mixing Coca Cola and Vaseline.

in 1999, rep. nancy mace was the first woman graduate of the citadel military college. she understands acutely what it’s like to break a barrier. for her to do this to incoming rep. sarah mcbride, the first trans member of congress, is particularly vile.

Paul Heyman returning to WWE when, please?????

Just moved in. Seems pretty chill thus far. Now to get my algo to show me WWE and Bravo content…