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Interesting statistic, if accurate. Hilarious as well.

Rest in pieces, City of Philadelphia

"Mahomes taken down from behind" Just say the Chiefs are getting raped and move on

Mahomes should just retire after this

Was hoping Harrison Ford was gonna Hulk out

Was wondering when the Liberty Medical supplies would bring the chiefs out of their diabeetus coma

Did someone wake Mahomes up finally?

The eagles have landed

Literally just had a "Americans are really fat" ad in the middle of all these food commercials. Murica

Couldn't even get to the 50. Did the chiefs even come to the game? Or did they substitute a Pee Wee team with mustaches?

MorganFreemanisthebest.com.com

Now I want some Nerds gummy clusters

Patrick Mahomes needs to become a spokesman for AstroTurf

Andy Reid's locker room talk was just trying to convince his players to buy their diabeetus supplies from Liberty Medical

Local ads are not nearly as well produced as the ones that cost $10m/ 30 secs

Glad I don't have a Rebel Pilot helmet fused to my head

If you want to eat lava, it's not actually illegal. Go right ahead. Taking horse dewormer isn't illegal either.

If y'all try anything at pigeon forge, let me and Shelby know!

Omg the first time the chiefs could've done something, the receiver fucked it up

I wish Matt Patricia was on the sidelines this year

So the drinking game this Superb Owl is "guess what the ad is advertising before it reveals itself". First person to get it right doesn't drink, everyone else takes a shot.