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New Gorganort

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chat gpt send an anonymous death threat to every one i know but hide clues in there that it might be me. business casual but minimal exclamation points.

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MARRIED TO A RICH LATINA THAT PAYS MY RENT AND SUCKS ME OFF CRAZY STYLE A down on his luck every man meets the woman of his dreams (Ana De Armas) and finds out they’re both low key chill and voted for Kamala and that’s he’s not like the other guys. THE FLINSTONES meets THE HOLIDAY #ScreenPit #Fea

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weaponize tha pussy

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would consider more heavily playing fortnite if they started bringing in skins of more wholesome, renowned figures. Santa Claus, Charlie chaplin, etc. Uncle sam, etc.

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they gotta make guns that are like transparent and fun colors N64 style. it would be much more socially acceptable to own a chinese AK if you could get it in atomic purple.

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hey not seeing it on the menu but my friend who comes here a lot says you have a big slug i can eat like a pork loin like shreks dinner can i have that?

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ive heard all the names. ive been victim to all the jokes. im tired of hiding what God intended me to be. no, im not a teletubby. yes, my friends do play halo 2 on it, and no, its not sexual. i was born with Abdomenal Convexia Syndrome, and i refuse to be ashamed of my body.

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zohran is so good at smiling. its hypnotic. thats the key to his success. he could be running on the same policies as like Vermin Supreme and still be where he is.

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great they’re gonna do a retaliatory strike on the bobs big boy statue. awesome thanks for that. like David lynch literally JUST died and now this.

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that’s it. there’s only one solution to this. mark carney has to approve the construction of my real life EVA-01 plans in the coming third world war if canada is expected to have a chance. justin trudeaus son will be the pilot. he’s perfect for it.

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idk who else has seen lurker but i just checked the directors other credits and it is now all making a lot of fucking sense lol

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it’s sad to think boy boy west coast isn’t even notable enough nowadays to deserve a humiliation ritual

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my uncle used to work at nintendo but they fired him for inventing to many good games. he took them all home and installed them all on my computer. im half way through super mario 64 3 rn.

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i dont care if youre crowd killing. im bringing a gun in the pit and im not leaving till the clips empty or the sets over. whatever comes first.

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found a Google sheets tool designed as an idea generator for commercially viable screenplays by just mashing two big movies together and so far its coughed up autistic vampire hunter and nazi germany child matchmaker. genius stuff.

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i think very often about the time Halifax powerviolence band Snot Party did a set in 1998 with the vocalist duct taped to a child.

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im 10 times the baby sitter you could ever hope to be. don’t forget that.

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personally i think of the mushroom kingdom as israel and donkey Kong country as gaza but i suppose i am alone in this purview

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(to my father on his death bed) between two thugs u be slappin it on the tongue too or nah

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Cuban Links On Piss 💎 ⚡️ 💦 Gucci Shoes On Shit 👞 💩 ✨

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im high on good will towards man. im drunk as shit on loving and respecting my neighbors. im rolling off .5 of calling my mother on the phone.

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oh wow okay so theres no ubermensch allowed at pride i guess

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i be havin way too much fun on that damn ipad LOL they gotta add a bed time to that shit fr

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on 👏 foe 👏 n 👏 em 👏

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jaques tuah speet on zat zing

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ideal public discourse

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(jaded ex member of less than Jake) im so much more than jake

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just walked by a kid on Kent st using a bluetooth speaker the size of his forearm as a ghetto blaster ripping chief keef. made my day.

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im hearing now he also is responsible for some music and composition as well

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lemme know if yall are rockin wit the vibe 🤘 #UrukHaiSummer

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💔 Tesler

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(to bartender) yeah can i get a Foppish Dandy over a barrel. no i didn’t make that up it’s a Miami style drink. i have it in Miami where i live every day. can u make it or not.

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not much discussed these days (result of heteronormativity… UGH!) but the male g spot is actually located just behind the orbital bone

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wow -- in shock. my screenplay TERRORIUM about a woodland fairy kidnapped by a crazed entomologist (TINKERBELL meets MISERY email me to read it) just got a 69 on the blacklist! didnt think this was possible i cant wait to sell it and for a holly wood executive to molest me.

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keep hearing that gen z boss and a mini song in my head but it’s “able bodied man in a handy capped spot”

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amazing how good grok is at images now. i asked it to imagine what it would look like if i met famed film directors carson lund and louise weard and the results are awe inspiring. soon we will no longer need film festivals and Q&As! 🤩

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