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Imagine if this is what tips you off

“The curtains are blue” are a symptom of anti-intellectualism, which has always been a cornerstone of fascism.

No matter how bad my day is I know Drake out there having an even worse one

People yell at me all the time. It's annoying but I have the good sense to not flip my entire politics in response. Sometimes people roughly on "my side" are dumb or misguided or disagree with me on something. It doesn't make them The #1 Problem, the source of the world's ills.

They keep saying kid to gaslight us all into forgetting that he’s 25

Really bold of him to make an account on a platform where everyone hates his ass

Gonna be honest I’m starting to think the majority of the people that vote on Choose Your Legends have never touched a Fire Emblem game in their life

So much for fighting antisemitism I guess

I mean yeah this is the party of “parents rights”

Danganronpa 2

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

People have gotten over horrific tragedies faster than Smash fans have gotten over this day

Feeling a lot of whiplash from seeing people go “but they look nothing alike!” as if the first response to Luigi wasn’t “holy shit is that Dave Franco”

And that man’s name? Jimmy Carter

Hod (who is a dumb bitch)

Fire Emblem is Chaotic Evil, this was made by a Smash Bros player

Hawk Tuah

Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)

Happy MLK day to those who celebrate

DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡 REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]

But why

Lolicons gotta be some of the most predictable people on the planet

This is me, if you even care #libraryofruina #projectmoon

Frees free I guess

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

LMAOOOOOOOO

We’re so close to looping back around to Caligula Effect

They put Milk Inside a Bag of Milk Inside a Bag of Milk in shovelware 😭

That sure was Lobotomy Corp

Finished Lobotomy Corp

On principle I just assume anyone elected to any government position in Florida thinks Joe Biden stole the 2020 election

Finally the PS5 has games

They should make another Christian Undertale mod that’s just a retelling of the Old Testament

2024 was a year full of traumatic experiences and yet somehow nothing that happened that year made me want to kill myself more than sitting down and playing Lobcorp for five hours

Project Moon fan plays Lobotomy Corporation for the first time

I

I’m kind of like Sylvia Plath if you think about it

Kodaka when I fucking get you

How the tables turn

It’s a very “this time I’m really gonna do it” type of night

Hard to say if he’s just a dickrider because this is just how some people act about Trump