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I’m kind to humans and animals and I am a raging knucklehead. I occasionally joke around. I changed my avatar to the very distinguished Panda Man. I have disabled all DMs. Just interact with me publicly.
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My university major subject was Russian language. “Krasnov” has a similar root to “Krasnii” or “Krasno” which mean “red” or “reddish.” I don’t know why they might have picked that name for him, but it might explain why his hair went from jet black to red. Just a weird thought I had.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I don’t hate anyone. There is no room for it in my heart. That said, I might not like everyone. I think anyone who follows me can guess those who I don’t really care for.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Трамп, Путин и Муск: ИДИТЕ К ЧЁТУ! In English: Trump, Putin and Musk: GO TO HELL! I know my Russian is rusty, but I think I made my point.

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Im waiting for the opportunity to say that it’s a “DOGE eat DOGE world out there.”

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Before he died, my uncle gave me some excellent advice that I believe everyone should heed. “Never trust a fart.” You never really know for sure whether you’ve got a fart or a turd loaded up in your keister. Be well, everybody!

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It’s true. 🌮

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If you haven’t seen “The Plot Against America,” I would recommend it. Many themes are painfully present today. It’s on Max, if you have it. It’s a six episode limited series. It’s fiction, but it doesn’t really seem like it.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Tofu spring rolls for lunch with peanut sauce are the bomb. I ate four of them today. Good stuff!

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Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in Divorce Court. The judge addresses Mickey, asking, “Mr. Mouse, I understand that you want to divorce Mrs. Mouse because of mental illness.” Mickey replies, “No, Your Honor, I said she was fucking Goofy. Ha ha!”

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I was raised Catholic, but I gave it up for Lent and it stuck. My wife was raised Jewish. So, lots of times I’ll say, “Jesus Christ on a cracker!” She asked me what that meant and I explained the Eucharist to her and she was horrified. “You eat his flesh and drink his blood?” Yep. It’s fucked up.

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This sign confuses me. I know the younger generations are allergic to punctuation and grammar. Maybe if they just eliminated the word “for” it would be more clear?

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I want to tell the mail app on my phone to stop trying to be helpful. You’re not being helpful. Stop trying to predict what you think I want to see and let me just see it all. I’m grown and can decide what I want to see. I can’t be the only one.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Remember that tomorrow, you can get conversation hearts candies at half price.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments