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He/they (Green Hair and Pronouns) 20 ⚠️☣Infected☣⚠️ by the 🌈Woke Mind Virus🌈 💼 Semi-Professional Goofball
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Just got back from seeing Hamilton play at the Paramount in Seattle and my jaw is still on the floor. Deon'te Goodman was absolutely brilliant as Aaron Burr. His physicality and his attitude were absolute gold. More than anyone his performance moved me to both laughter and tears.

Getting called twink as an insult is so funny to me because bro I wish

Just remembered a Totally Cis ™️ thing I said back before I realized I was trans. "I have to deal with all this body hair and I don't even get a cool, deep voice to go with it."

I guess renaming them Swasticars is off the table now.

I need this emblazoned on a leather jacket please and thank you

So the Whitehouse has a new definition of female... "“Female” means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell." Uhm... every single person in America is female now. Sorry, bros.

I just think they're neat

@thomassanders.bsky.social Do not drink the boys!

The best part of human societies is that the average person is no longer affected by Darwinism. The worst part of human societies is that the average person is no longer affected by Darwinism.

I don't know who's idea it was to name a local restaurant Tasty Indian Food but they were right.

@thomassanders.bsky.social Remus made it into the news

I have never felt more respect for people who have suffered through the act of giving birth than right now. I'm constipated by the way.

I'm lactose intolerant, which means that I consume about 6 times more dairy than the average person.

Out of curiosity I checked my scrobbles count for @thomassanders.bsky.social and I don't have a problem, you have a problem. This is normal.