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Shorten it to Slokra 🍛 31 🍛 He/Him 🍛 I had all summer to figure out what I do. 🍛 🔞 🍛 🚫AI
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Happy 38th anniversary to Predator🎊🎂🍾✨ #プレデター

The little pikmin in my head going WeeeHoo WeeWaaa WaWaWaHeee carrying around the words CARROT and RABBIT but ultimately just circling around without a goal

紫陽花とマヨネーズ #今日のマヨネーズ #マヨネーズ #キユーピー

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A 90s Disney exec reclines with his feet on the conference table. He takes a few puffs from his cigar. "Goofy should have a dead wife."

Either people aren't replaying Deltarune 1-2 or they're better people than me & did their homework at the start of summer. Anywho, I threw a Wario64-approved screen protector on my Switch 2, stumbled through a data transfer, & now I have HDR enhanced sprites dancing across my lap

You're telling me that they got the kid that voiced Alphonse in FMA 2003 playing Dr. Vegapunk in the One Piece dub

r e m i n d e r

That infomercial pastiche Yakuza 0 director's cut trailer for Switch 2 was charming as hell. Ain't gonna buy another copy of when I got the first one for like 5 bucks, but it definitely tempted me

Fuck, you gotta try a PB&J with salt and vinegar chips

#drawmries the angel sings of salvation

everything reminds me of him

Fuck, you gotta try a PB&J with salt and vinegar chips

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

Absolutely love this Behind the music clip

people sleeping on the ground is the one thing that would motivate gavin newsom to go down there and kick them out

My full eye-catch piece for @speedoru.bsky.social’s Punch Punch Forever ep 3! 🥊💥

Insane find ‼️ A retro wrestling poster from Japan, and it has some anime characters I don't think I've seen before? Gotta be honest though this thing smells like it was in a toilet. #punchpunchforever #fanart

I have an opportunity to start taking a beginner's kendo course. It looks legit & the likelihood of me decapitating an eight year old with a swallow return is seemingly low!

donkay get mai narcan ayem ogredosing

Also point this out to anyone you can. These were not planned protests. These were normies getting the supplies for their weekend projects or at a restaurant and saw their servers getting hauled off and were like this is some bullshit.

"In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch."

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

ICE crossed a line in LA

If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline. There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487

The 24-Hour Summer Movie Mind Melter will be happening on June 28th. Please plan accordingly.

Causing problems on the whiteboard again. 100 bows for my Japanese President

slept on the sidewalk but it was worth it

if you bought a Switch 2 and you're wondering what else to put on it to pad things out and thinking about checking out "Hogwarts Legacy" Don't. Buy Yakuza 0. Even if you got the console for a child and it's primarily going to be used by that child. The children need to learn.

I'm back with more Shonen Jump History and it's another year full of weird and wacky manga! Please give it a watch! youtu.be/cCuj7KLQZ9w

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

Trying to cast my videos to the TV more so that I can mill 'bout the house doing chores and not curl up in my chair like a rotten little shrimp

Gogo mom

She lost interest when I told her she couldn't play unless I set up parental controls

For the IO stream she's dressed like Agent 47 but it makes me think of Nostalgia Critic.

Finally, after months of scheduling failures, got to teach my buddy Monster Hunter today. He grabbed a long sword, I grabbed a flinch-free charm even faster. Highlight was Congalala; he's a sucker for a fart joke