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slinkydogdad.bsky.social
Husband to Melissa. Dad to Slinky and Maple. Addicted to a bunch of teams that bring me nothing but disappointment.
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My sincerest apologies to Seattle SuperSonics fans.

Broooooo, that sucks so much for Haliburton

There seems to be a correlation today between the amount of shit I talk about them and their performance improving 🤔

If Jason Adam can’t get an out with the Jesus advertisement in front of him, might as well DFA him

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. What an idiot

None of us are excited about bases loaded 2 outs with the bottom of the lineup coming up right? Like, we all expect to score zero runs here?

@jesseagler.bsky.social using heliocentric in a baseball game had me questioning what day it was 😂 #incorporator

Aren’t these employees part of a union? If so, this is 100% not legal unless their CBA is complete trash.

Please don’t make me cheer for Dillon Brooks next year 😒

I’ve watched like 5 outs of this Sunday morning game and so far we have a catcher collision at the plate, pitcher can’t find a ball at his feet, and a hitter throwing his bat all the way over the netting. This game is wild. And Matty V is on the call!

CATO: “New nonpublic data from ICE indicates the government is primarily detaining individuals with no criminal convictions of any kind… 93% had no violent convictions… 65% no criminal record at all…” @MarshaBlackburn www.cato.org/blog/65-peop...

@jonheyman.bsky.social “You can’t hit Ohtani. Find another star to hit.” Beyond the sheer audacity of that statement even in a vacuum, Dave Roberts had just taken his other stars out of the game while down 5-0. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Fuck the dodgers, fuck Dave Roberts, fuck ICE, fuck like 98% of the federal government, and fuck you too (not you though) I’ll see you all tomorrow. Go Padres.

Couldn’t win one of two consecutive bullpen games or the piggybacking AAA guys but you get 5 runs off Yamamoto to prevent the sweep. This team is so dumb.

It bounced! He didn’t fuckin trap it. What a shit crew of umpires.

This walk off grand slam is gonna go down like that new strain of Covid they’re calling razor throat

Known ICE support Dave Roberts is a fucking loser

fuck you piece of fucking shit Dave Roberts. I hope someone finds his SD address and doxxes that motherfucker.

Dave Roberts should be suspended for a month. What a childish, amateurish, unprofessional job of making a bad situation exponentially worse #Dodgers #Padres

9th inning, fuck the warnings. Hit em anyways.

Mike! 😳 My manager???

These dudes really threw up the white flag down 5-0? Roberts is such a coward

Padres OF this year is equivalent to Professor for Defense Against the Dark Arts or the red uni on Star Trek

Lotta f-bombs from Shildt this series. Good for him.

Xander went to QC Kinetics

#MannyHustle

Thank you

Move the walls in

Well…that was disappointing

The Padres having an “Official Mental Health Doctor” sponsor is just a little to on the nose 😒

Always liked Xander

Two bloops and a blast?

Good fuckin call, Tony

Pick your poison? C’mon TGJ, be real