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Those people you see on the news saying they were fired without notice? Crisis actors.

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Fell asleep listening to a language lesson and accidentally activated my sleeper agent mission. Turns out I am a highly trained filing clerk.

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is the world ready for the first Non Dei pope

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I get mulligatawny at various places and each place seems to make it very differently from the others and yet it's always good. More things should be like this.

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#letterboxd Friday Last four watched #filmsky 📽️ two for snoozeday week

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At a sold out shoegaze show and I think half the crowd might be underage. In 2025. What a time to be alive.

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The joker exaggeratedly mouths "10 years?" at me. I silently reply "i know right" and pantomime a gunshot to my head. We share an inaudible laugh.

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lol Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn leave the democratic party forever challenge

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RIVERDANCE 30: IRELAND BEFORE COMMUNISM

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Maybe this is the year I finally go to Chicago

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RFKJ saw Nickel Boys and was like Great movie, why there should be a Nickel Academy in every state.

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Gonna lead a good life so I can go to heaven and kill god

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Hunger is the mother of getting out of bed

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People love to ask me Is there any hope for (x) and I tell them Yes, if (y) and they say Oh ok so no then.

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They call him White Flight because he commutes in to all-star weekend to get paid and takes it back to the suburbs

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She did it all for the nookie 🎶 So hard for it, cookie She did it all for the nookie 🎵 So you better stick it up your (yeah)

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Can I say something without everyone getting mad (i'm not attaching the photo you know the one i'm talking about)

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Each day I get a new day and put it in a box with the other junk I have I don’t know what any of it is for and it seems kind of pointless just taking up space but I’m hanging on “just in case” maybe later an art project or something comes up i can tape some colorful cellophane to all these days

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Turns out nobody likes you when you're 46 either.

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my schedule on friday is totally clear, what a great opportunity to treat myself to a nice quiet dinner out. and now, to take off my glasses to clean them and look at friday's date which will certainly not affect this plan at all

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I flex my brow, dropping the sunglasses perfectly over my eyes, sliding down the bridge of my nose, off of my shoe and into a storm drain. Unfazed, I wink and my eye pops clean out of my face.

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Companion (2025) I wouldn't have to worry about drama if I had a companion. I'd just take it to the movies and we'd hold hands. That might seem like a waste of eighty billion dollars but you just can't put a price tag on some things. #filmsky 📽️

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I love how many of these are telemarketing, anyway mine was cold calling people literally from a phone book to sell VIP packages for the Pro Bowl. I left at lunch and didn't go back. Many such cases.

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I REMEMBER WHEN THIS SANDWICH COST 6 BUCKS! Alright sir, you've passed the memory section of the cognitive test. You are 47 years old.

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THE EGGS ARE EXPENSIVE BUT THE CHICKEN'S STILL CHEAP

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Endorsed but didn't vote gf, didn't endorse but voted twice bf

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Fred Rogers dies February 27, 2003. All downhill from there.

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#letterboxd Friday Last four watched #filmsky 📽️ believe it or not this is what a plan looks like week

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sifting through euro rock promotional materials is tricky, you see a band photo of dudes in neckties and a girl with pink hair posing on the ground and they could sound like anything from avril lavigne to royal trux

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thanksgiving: BED christmas: BED new year: BED birthday: BED Feb 6 for some reason: gonna kick this depression by putting 3 months of to-do list into one weekend

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despite all my rage i'm still just avec des fous en la cage

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Maybe it's the aquarian in me talking but I feel sorry for people who don't enjoy drinking water. haha jk I don't feel sorry for them, now that's the aquarian in me

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People love to say stuff like "oh haha i'm socially awkward too" or "no it's not possible that you have no pitch" until they hear me demonstrate and then it's "oh god please stop that infernal honking"

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they're replacing e pluribus unum on all our coins with dorcus malorcus

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