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slomjim.bsky.social
I wanted a place to post my old short audio clips and funny jokes i come up with
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Didn't go to concussions today. Got all dolled up, got in my car and you guessed it. Diarrhea.

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Imma start putting the golden ratio over memes to explain why they're funny

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preview of my new FREAKING VIDEO!!!1

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Been makin a big ass mfin music video

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I have found the world's dumbest man I actually cannot explain how dumb this guy is m.youtube.com/watch?v=vqpX...

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I made a little something m.youtube.com/watch?v=z4CX...

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no apologies for this masterpiece. i made the sickest drop ever #badmusic soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo...

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It's not that I don't know that I'm embarrassing, it's that I'm not a pussy

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One of the coffee grinders broke at work and a guy said to me "grinder broke? First tik tok, now this" and I thought that was pretty good

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David Lynch has died and now I'm terribly sad. RIP

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ive always wanted to do Per-Song ratings of great but inconsistent albums. sooo my thoughts on Fat of the Land song quality: #theprodigy #breakbeat #music #techno

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one of my better earlier beats, i was really inspired by the janky drumming on My pal foot foot by the shaggs, but i also wanted to do a really funny beat switch #badsongs #music #demos #badmusic soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo...

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

me adressing the bus drivers in seattle now: thanks for the ride!! and... haha.. i ain't tryna stab you or nothin!.. haha... thank you so much!

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Try beonb me for a day. A demon...

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Now I'm working on an actually good song about turning into a car, Soo hopefully I don't take forever

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i dont know what my life is anymore #badsongs #music #demos #badmusic soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo...

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this could totally be the start of a dope song, i have no idea why i called it sleepytime song, i just name these whatever the project file was called. soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo... #badsongs #music

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this is a facebook messenger conversation i had with a middle school friend which i desperatley wish would become a copypasta

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this one's ok, i made this when i didnt have internet, so i only had default synths and this one drum machine i downloaded to a usb at the library soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo... #music #demos

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made in early 2020, this song actually rocks soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo... #music #demos

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I often use the term "lover" but I must recognize that its a "Jake pauler" type term where it's just the thing + er

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"I'm gonna chew you up into mush, and then I'm gonna love that mush"

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idk wtf this shit is soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo... #badsongs #music

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id been writing songs probably since 2015, and recording songs since 2017, but this was the first song i ever recorded alone and for myself on my own computer, it was supposed to be a demo for a longer song i never made, prob like early 2020 soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo... #music #demos #musicclips

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i've been writing a lot of new and professional sounding music lately and i want to go through my old horrible stuff and just see whats to see, so im gonna post the good ones here #music #jokesongs #demos #musicclips

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A friend and I did a game of quick paintings based on random prompts, i think some of em are p good

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