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lorde help me I'm crashing out over rec league volleyball

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I have to unlearn my instinct to give a double thumbs-up in Volleyball because it has a specific meaning there other than "nice one"

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i dont want to be a killjoy but we desperately need to make it socially unacceptable to talk about asking chatgpt things in regular conversation

submitted 2 days ago • 141 comments

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

submitted 4 days ago • 47 comments

me and my friends who have terrible rhythm are starting a medieval folk band called No Time Like The Peasant

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

making a concerted effort not to refer to anything that slightly inconveniences me at work as "my 9/11"

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

who the fuck else but Blendo Games is putting a playable james bond title sequence two hours into their game

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This is a cool idea but unnecessary. Everybody in NYC knows if you want to experience hell on earth you just go to Port Authority

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

everyone should play this silly game

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

work just announced it's mandatory that we use AI to generate our self-evaluation for performance reviews and they are 1000% going to take all it and feed it back into an AI and ask it if I should get a raise or be fired

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Jeff goldblum isn’t even that sexual for an old man. You should see the stuff some of the guys on this bus are doing

submitted 26 days ago • 16 comments

olipop got me putting in my hours at the poop factory

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

rare opportunity to disrupt the people-selling-their-teslas industry

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

guy next to me at the draft passed on a full art Scalding Tarn and I didn't say anything. AITA?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

only one known cure to too much doom scrolling in the dying empire: youtu.be/7RKRQOlDDDk

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

it's gotten to the point where saying "in THIS economy??" in response to everything isn't even funny anymore. I hate this, that's like my one joke

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

real city trial heads never stopped believing

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

JoCo's Basilisk is a thought experiment where an all powerful AI entity that doesn't exist yet forces you to listen to MBMBaM

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

My funny Lennon game got written up in Polygon! I'm newsworthy. This rules. Thank you to @cassmarshall.bsky.social for reaching out and writing this!

submitted 55 days ago • 9 comments

it feels like the path to home ownership in 2025 involves seeking VC funding for a startup that sells dijon mustard in fun, eye-catching packaging

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

when I opened the first coding bootcamp for hitler youth I never thought it would turn out like this

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

got rejected for a job at Lumon because I pulled up to the parking lot in my 2012 Toyota Prius

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

submitted 653 days ago • 48 comments