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painting my warhammer in a way that honors the lord

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

rokos basi-lick my balls

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

breaking up with my therapist because northernlion trickshot simulator vods got me covered

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

being seeded probably feels good asf if ur a torrent

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

he put the chips in the caps

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northernlion on twitch has been streaming the same trick shot in "trick shot simulator" for i think like over 14 hours at this point (over the course of several days) and it's dramatically mentally healthier to watch it than following the news

submitted 5 days ago • 43 comments

Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face

submitted 169 days ago • 37 comments

extremely important PSA

submitted 12 days ago • 73 comments

emil won't see this, but your friend who is the tiny dying alien from Men in Black will

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

"I’m the best (2014) D&D 5E optimizer in the world, and very likely came up with over half of the known tech for it. I think you might find that pretty cool, as a fellow student of Gygax."

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the @animesickos.bsky.social have been compromised

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

doing my part to support the canadian economy (renewing my twitch sub to NorthernLion)

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

welcome to my webpage mrs daddario, Big fan of your work in white lotus s1.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

It’s all “get good/skill issue” until bitches have to play Super Mario Sunshine and they fold like the chair at a backyard barbecue.

submitted 23 days ago • 61 comments

guy on slack trying to tell people now is a great time to buy NVDA

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overheard an old lady at the gym telling her trainer that elon musk is an autistic savant at overthrowing governments

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is this guerilla marketing for Daddy's Home 3?

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ideating on how to market Tea For Men: what if you just tuck the teabag under your lip like zyns

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

simple vs difficult www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

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me when I'm a Roomba you got for Christmas: young dumb and full of crumb

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

me after updating the Jira board: young dumb and full of scrum

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

All done? Just select Bust from the Sex menu

submitted 569 days ago • 4 comments

assman: nobody cared who I was until I put on the ass

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they should make a prequel to the Gran Turismo movie telling the backstory of John Turturro's character and call it Gran Turturro

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

they should add StreetPass to pets' microchips so I can check out the stats of dogs I see walking around

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Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

submitted 55 days ago • 89 comments

One of my favorite conversations online ever

submitted 56 days ago • 34 comments

by popular demand they're adding an eighth deadly sin: churlishness

submitted 56 days ago • 7 comments

Ten Zyn Han

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I really want to have an airbrush but I really don't want to own an air compressor 😩

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

they're only pubic lice if they come from the pubic region of france

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