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I need Hulu to understand that if I'm binge watching a show for the 2nd time that I want the episodes to restart from the beginning, not where I left off the last time (i.e. the credits). I don't think it's too much to ask for a computer to understand that and get it right

RIP to a real one. Jimmy Carter was one of the most decent people to walk this earth. After his disaster of a presidency (not entirely his fault), he could've retired to Georgia and faded away into obscurity, but he didn't. 1/

I don't know why I came to the ED for a migraine. I'm just sitting in a bright, loud room with fluorescent lights not getting my migraine treated when I could be sitting in my comfy recliner not getting treated

ditto. watched this last night. I just wouldn't die like the others πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

now I have to cheer for two teams!

book #17 #booksky

every lesbian has at least one crush on some celeb their mother's age & mine is kristin scott thomas

I have never once hit the bixby button on my phone on purpose, and I wish my phone would learn that about me

if my dog thinks I'm not gonna spy on her with the living room camera all day to make sure she doesn't lick her incision on her hip, then she is surely mistaken. got her 6 times yesterday. she tricked me here with this position, but she was just asleep. #dogsofbluesky

6 at all times

Memphis played the vols to a virtual tie at the half. unraveled in the 3rd, but I'm still proud of these women!

a geography trivia nerd story in three pics

I've never seen a more egregious case of legal malpractice in my life than Carrie Buck's attorney. if it had been a legal case, it would've been a surefire IAC claim. he was paid by the defendant, for fuck's sake! and presented no evidence at all! worst still, this case has never been overturned

watching dog videos on insta & there is just nothing I hate more than dog balls. neuter that poor thing

I'm just gonna keep doing this sporadically until I get bored of it Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky πŸ’™πŸ“š #Books #BookChallenge 22/20

I'm certainly not a large account, but I also don't blindly follow back. I gotta look at your posts and see if we have anything in common, then decide if I want those posts in my feed. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

this is the most absurd fucking thing I've ever heard. fuck those guys

great birthday fortune

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio

I bought stuff to make a salad bc I'm trying to eat healthier (or at least less), but then I remember that I've never made a salad without drenching it ranch πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

new trivia bowl winners! Go us!

my power just went out for the fifth time in 10 days -- and the second time in less than 24 hours! Memphis needs to get its shit together bc I'm fucking over this

hidalgo is nasty

Uconn needs to get something going...

my sweet, adequate Ellie had a cancerous tumor removed yesterday. she's doing well and even got a dental to boot! #dogsofbluesky

that's a bullshit call, wtf

this happens to me in job interviews. quite frankly, it's shocking I'm employed

I'll do it with someone in the car lol my sister doesn't give me hell for it, but my mom does, so I usually put the radio on for her. but as soon as I'm alone, it's back to the same song on repeat

Did you know, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid, that doesn't fit any of your containers.