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slop.zone
late for everything. while other people set up new trends, i'm stacking up the chairs at the old ones.
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"AI" was a mistake for many reasons, one of which is it enables seriously stupid people to try processing large amounts of data without first applying logic to it themselves.

mental health is a crazy concept to me, imagine you're sad and there's a way to fix that, like how we do that with bones and shit.

Restoring a Trashed Star Trek Control Panel

Friends, Family Waiting For Current Bout Of Man’s Depression To Subside Before Really Laying Into Him theonion.com/friends...

Used to be that you had to go to relativity or quantum mechanics for online weirdos to ascribe mystical properties to science they didn't really understand, now all it takes is saying "machine learning"

my body is a machine that is poorly maintained and not properly lubricated.

feeling old, but in a good way

I'M DWELLING ON THE PAST AGAIN FUCK

Holding my phone at arms length and only using my Index Finger like a boomer

Yoo i got a weird wound on my thumb and I don't know where I got it

Giving the car oil fixed it

They're gonna finally break the COBOL that's the foundation of that whole sham of a nation

Aly Beynon is now the second genius DOGE engineer I’ve seen struggle with the hardest problem in computer science: extracting text from a PDF. To keep your agency safe from DOGE, I recommend scanning all your documents as raster PDFs—slightly tilted and with a coffee mug stain for good measure.

Report: It Would Probably Be Nice Having Friends theonion.com/report-...

33 fucking euros for 5W30, they can kiss my ass. next time this shitbox gets 15W40.

the car still needs oil, it has started making a new noise, i do hope the oil fixes the noise

maybe a corner office would fix me

>being denied geniune human connection for so long that every little acquaintance feels hugely important but also every inconsequential jab feels like a caesarian backstabbing

idkam

from breaking down crying in my car to hitting new PB's in typeracer and feeling on top of the world about it in under 6 hours.

morphine

Growing up on a farm means feeling that what your family does is important for society but people performatively pinch their noses upon seeing you

whenever i'm sad my cat chooses to keep me company. i think that's nice. she also smells like the forest.

adulthood is having problems that can't be solved on the same day

alcoholism my beloved

they change the name of the entire fucking app but don't even let me talk to the idiot

the car needs oil