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a woman just trying to get home gets shot

A bump of k before bed call that bedamine

Meat and fuck? No thanks I’m vegan

Cheap sticker printing with decent turnaround? Run by cool people?

Why do creatine burps taste for the world like cocaine burps

A reminder: Both sheriffs and local police have the right to refuse ICE detainers. These requests are voluntary and not legally enforceable under federal law. Across the country, many sheriffs and police departments choose not to cooperate and that choice is fully within their legal rights.

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position at this point.

Orion is my soul dog, an extension of myself. #pibble #rednose #bestfriend #pitbull

Slavoj Zizek is Hemingway for leftists Lenin is Jordan Peterson for leftists I will not be explaining this any further

Cloudy with a chance of pissballs

Sikh turbans are like gang colors but for just being really nice and helpful

really feel like i scored one for the little guys today by making my dealer sit thru my set before i bought weed from him

BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway… LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨

Gonna smoke an estrogen bowl to take the edge off

Casual reminder it’s more common to be intersex than it is to have red hair

I’m ballin out right now (wardrobe malfunction)

If you’re wondering: Bong water glows under 395nm UV light

For sale: lycanthropy. Buyer be were.

Being an aging punk is fun cuz it’s like “still no hope but I have unfortunately accepted the future is inevitable”

Why does everything I want cost like $30 when I barely have $30?

How real do you think the Frida Kahlo / Diego Rivera / Leon Trotsky throuple was?

If you date a pornstar you never have to worry if she’s out fucking some other dude.

Streaming services? You mean a VPN and a plex server?

Trans women in sports is not a real problem. Trans women in sports is not a real problem. Trans people in sports is not a real problem. It’s not a problem now and it’s not going to become a problem. If you think this is a real problem, I want to sell you a bridge to shut the fuck up town.

It’s wild that anybody who helped get PayPal off the ground went on to become one of the most evil people on earth.

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

Yeah the base is flared don’t ask how it got in there, I don’t know

Idk what it is about cars that make everybody become the worst version of themselves when they’re behind the steering wheel but it sure is true

I still be throwing semicolons around like I learned how to use them yesterday; didn’t though.

I’m 30 years old and I just found out what the difference between scissors and shears is

@imfalliblek.bsky.social hey would you please add me to the /r/folkpunk starter pack? Thanks!

Decriminalize murder of anybody with a net worth over 500M. Fuck wealth caps people will just hide their money offshore like they always have. Make real tangible consequences for hoarding money. Of course I’m speaking exclusively about Minecraft

Been learning to like design and sew clothes and boy howdy is it maybe one of the more difficult things I’ve ever done. 4th prototype of this design and still barely any progress and my work looks so shoddy, but it’s pretty rewarding

Crazy that a grand jury finding a whole police dept so corrupt they requested the immediate and total abolishment of said department didn’t get more news. It’s not just Alabama. All cops are bastards. Every single one. It’s a gang!

If the American people can jury nullify Luigi then that’s essentially a declaration of open season on billionaires and that’s just so nice to imagine