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a woman just trying to get home gets shot

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A bump of k before bed call that bedamine

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Meat and fuck? No thanks I’m vegan

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Cheap sticker printing with decent turnaround? Run by cool people?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Why do creatine burps taste for the world like cocaine burps

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

A reminder: Both sheriffs and local police have the right to refuse ICE detainers. These requests are voluntary and not legally enforceable under federal law. Across the country, many sheriffs and police departments choose not to cooperate and that choice is fully within their legal rights.

submitted 37 days ago • 193 comments

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position at this point.

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

Orion is my soul dog, an extension of myself. #pibble #rednose #bestfriend #pitbull

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Slavoj Zizek is Hemingway for leftists Lenin is Jordan Peterson for leftists I will not be explaining this any further

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Cloudy with a chance of pissballs

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Sikh turbans are like gang colors but for just being really nice and helpful

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

really feel like i scored one for the little guys today by making my dealer sit thru my set before i bought weed from him

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway… LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨

submitted 62 days ago • 1060 comments

Gonna smoke an estrogen bowl to take the edge off

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Casual reminder it’s more common to be intersex than it is to have red hair

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I’m ballin out right now (wardrobe malfunction)

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If you’re wondering: Bong water glows under 395nm UV light

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

For sale: lycanthropy. Buyer be were.

submitted 88 days ago • 22 comments

Being an aging punk is fun cuz it’s like “still no hope but I have unfortunately accepted the future is inevitable”

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Why does everything I want cost like $30 when I barely have $30?

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

How real do you think the Frida Kahlo / Diego Rivera / Leon Trotsky throuple was?

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

If you date a pornstar you never have to worry if she’s out fucking some other dude.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Streaming services? You mean a VPN and a plex server?

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Trans women in sports is not a real problem. Trans women in sports is not a real problem. Trans people in sports is not a real problem. It’s not a problem now and it’s not going to become a problem. If you think this is a real problem, I want to sell you a bridge to shut the fuck up town.

submitted 95 days ago • 2 comments

It’s wild that anybody who helped get PayPal off the ground went on to become one of the most evil people on earth.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

submitted 98 days ago • 1201 comments

Yeah the base is flared don’t ask how it got in there, I don’t know

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Idk what it is about cars that make everybody become the worst version of themselves when they’re behind the steering wheel but it sure is true

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I still be throwing semicolons around like I learned how to use them yesterday; didn’t though.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I’m 30 years old and I just found out what the difference between scissors and shears is

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

@imfalliblek.bsky.social hey would you please add me to the /r/folkpunk starter pack? Thanks!

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Decriminalize murder of anybody with a net worth over 500M. Fuck wealth caps people will just hide their money offshore like they always have. Make real tangible consequences for hoarding money. Of course I’m speaking exclusively about Minecraft

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Been learning to like design and sew clothes and boy howdy is it maybe one of the more difficult things I’ve ever done. 4th prototype of this design and still barely any progress and my work looks so shoddy, but it’s pretty rewarding

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Crazy that a grand jury finding a whole police dept so corrupt they requested the immediate and total abolishment of said department didn’t get more news. It’s not just Alabama. All cops are bastards. Every single one. It’s a gang!

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

If the American people can jury nullify Luigi then that’s essentially a declaration of open season on billionaires and that’s just so nice to imagine

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments