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Told to do something silly and squishy yesterday… This was embarrassing (and very fun you should try it)

Mechanical bull challenge but the inflatable fall area is filled with a foot of thick creamy mud

I want to have a pie fight with you

I'm a mood to be teased and humiliated. How would you get this skunk blushing? 🫣

Thinking about a waddly rubber duck outfit and a dunk tank full of slime 🥴

how I'm tryin to be

All the soft silly dorky cartoon animals are at ANE and all the super tough drawn-with-sharp-angles growly buff animals are at FC and I think that's unfair to skunks.

Do you even host lunchtime laugh-in taped and recorded live in front of the studio audience with tons of pies and lots of s… — Not sure I understand this one, but it sounds like a blast! retrospring.net/@sloppyskunk...

Got tranq darted this weekend and woke up in the most embarrassing rabbit costume we own. Was teased and ridiculed an appropriate amount before being let out. Might have been the hottest thing ever 🥴

Maybe I should redraw this because this is still a NEED.

What's the most disgusting messy substance you'd love to be covered in/forced into? — I'm /usually/ a slime and pies kind of skunk, but if I get really frisky I get a little pig brained and can be talked into w… retrospring.net/@sloppyskunk...

What would be the costume that'd make you most blushy and huffy if you were shoved into it and forced into a messy scene ba… — That's such a tough choice! Open faced animal costumes are definitely the sweet spot, the clumsier and more restrictive they… retrospring.net/@sloppyskunk...

Current big fantasy? — Muck filled dunktank has definitely been on the brain lately. Though any kind of large scale gameshow hijinks charts pretty … retrospring.net/@sloppyskunk...

Pied by surprise, or set up in a predicament with some elaborate contraption? — It's such a tough choice, but contraption has gotta be the answer. Put on display with all that anticipation? I'll melt retrospring.net/@sloppyskunk...

Whats one of your favorite setups to be pied? Could be a scenario, delivery method, anything! — Any kind of launcher or delivery device like a catapult is a real bar raiser. Spring loaded pie in a gift box is especially … retrospring.net/@sloppyskunk...

I'm in a slimy, sloppy mood. Come ask me something embarrassing or silly or blushy! (Or maybe even all three 😳) retrospring.net/@sloppyskunk

Doesn't seem like @kataze.bsky.social got the memo 🐔

Remember when I got a dunk tank because I'm incredibly horny for weird humiliating contraptions 🥴 📸 @indigoo.slimydragon.fun 😼 @tabbicus.bsky.social

I am being cyberbullied

In the mood to be slammed into a cake

I've had a lot of odd conversations about this type of shopping over the years but the guy in front of me in line asked "y'all throwing pies at people?? Nice" and I don't think I've ever been confronted quite so directly

You ever check into a hotel and think "damn I can't believe I left my slime buckets at home"

Doing a wamfurs meetup at mff, let me know if you want to come!

You ever get so frisky that you just want to be a gross dumb sloppy farm animal? haha me neither