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Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • the tallest Italian in East LA • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • spiderboy, king of thieves
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The divergence here from two companies with *very* similar customer bases is pretty wild, you do not see this sort of thing happen at scale very often.

submitted 6 hours ago • 40 comments

I can’t believe this is real

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

liberals, not socialists, literally did every last thing on this list

submitted 5 hours ago • 14 comments

This is a small thing but also it’s not: look how AOC chose to dress for a crowd in Utah. Her instincts are basically perfect. I wouldn’t know how to advise her. I’ve said it before but she should be advising every other Dem in Congress.

submitted 5 hours ago • 6 comments

In 1971, Ford designed the Pinto such that even a modest 20mph collision with the rear bumper could create an explosion. As many as 180 died in a Ford Pinto. It sold 3m units and ran for 9 years. A runaway success that blows the doors off the Cybertruck. * * Tesla warranty does not cover doors.

submitted 7 hours ago • 5 comments

Do you know the difference between “$2 trillion” and “$150 billion”? About $2 trillion.

submitted 8 hours ago • 249 comments

lmao

submitted 8 hours ago • 6 comments

I don’t believe in ops because they aren’t possible. It’s too difficult to maintain a ruse online when millions of people can pick apart your identity. Ever notice we don’t actually have ✨any✨ examples of uncovered ops? Instead we have people so dumb they act in opposition to their stated goals.

submitted 9 hours ago • 8 comments

No! I am uniquely qualified in this area. I’m 6’4, 220 lbs. This is what I look like. Trump has 50 lbs, maybe 75 on me, easy. Throw this specious document in the trash.

submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

I am under no obligation to invite, tolerate, or share space with shitty people. When they show up, I will chase them away. Shut up.

submitted 16 hours ago • 9 comments

So mad how much this makes sense

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

lol alright, yes, more of this.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

That sound you hear is a governor’s presidential ambitions exploding into a trillion pieces. I can’t believe this is a real photo of Whitmer. This is a skit out of SpongeBob.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

This actually doesn't seem too far off from the bullseye

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

It wouldn’t take a lot to convince me that “Bombs Over Baghdad” is the best song of the century, maybe ever. If not the whole thing then “Bob your head, rag top” → “Power music, electric revival” is the best bridge in history. No doubt about that. Uncontrollable.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

That roast is so good it should get it's own Wikipedia page

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I don’t even want to imagine what happens when the crypto eugenicist betting market guys hear about this.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

goddamn son

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Look I’m not even going to pretend to be humble here. I’ve dated a lot of people, and my only criteria is that you’re on the left. Even so, everyone I’ve dated is ✨dramatically✨ hotter than the women in this piece.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

If you're gonna claim ~American hotness~ (whatever that means) pretty sure you need to actually be hot as opposed to mediocre looking white women with absurd work done

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments