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AOC believes in Democratic Tea Party 2026. Do you?

Absolutely fucking enough.

Elon is Michael Scarn from Threat Level Midnight

The energy I bring to the function

I have been informally developing an intuitive filter for thinking about intelligence and agency for a while that I only recently decided to start collecting in a dedicated Obsdian notebook....

What’s so funny about this post is to come to this conclusion, you have to ignore a mountain of empirical evidence attesting to Elon’s below-average intelligence. Nate’s ✨whole thing✨ is Bayesian inference! Empiricism! Measuring the observable! The only way in 2025 to call Elon a genius is to lie!

I’ll say, I never thought Elon was interesting enough to be influential. But it turns out all he needed to do was be the highest profile person ever to bring back Nazism, and every piece of shit alive would crawl out from under their rocks to do the same.

Trump won because of inflation, which is statistically verifiable. You’re just making shit up to justify why people don’t like you.

I say this with love. I do marketing and business strategy for a living, and I’m very good at it. I’d fire almost every Democratic lawmaker. The only one who is better than I am is AOC. Put her in charge of everything and start from scratch.

His insipid race to Occupy Mars was always about establishing feudal dominion over that planet and when he got too old to make that a reality (there are only so many windows, every few years, where you can even leave earth and get to mars, physically) he just changed his target planet.

I think part of the problem is that most voters don’t pay any attention to politics unless it’s time to vote.

Trump is currently sitting on money that has been unlocked by Congress. Let’s say Obama just waved a wand and created single payer healthcare. Where, exactly, was that money supposed to come from? You see the problem here.

My gym is irredeemable. “Come here if you want to fuck.” Their Instagram has an entire campaign built around this message now, featuring real couples.