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Good Choice! | AKA Marijuana Watson AKA Nicotine Vogue | Siri play “Holy Ghost” by kloudbug
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I got a lot of bullshit in my life but having an offline 75 year old aunt who is just as pissed off as I am about all of this while having a crystal clear memory is a rare gift. She can’t even find solidarity with folks her age, just with us millennial roaches.

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BULLET THE BSKY BULLET THE BSKYYY BULLET THE B

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I have like, 3 episodes! They’re bullshit and will never be uploaded - but that’s three more than I had!

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it is so humbling to be cognizant of Cheezburger Cat as a real living breathing vessel but what we wrote above and around them - was total fiction. It’s biblical-scale. They’re mythic figures of creation, now. Sean Evans: right of course yeah [dabs chicken Me: why are you doing that

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Le fucjing epic cool zone hellworld!!!’n - my last thoughts before I am killed in an organized murder rally at the Daven Busters.

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Joker was the only actual good film released last year. I knew the left was cooked when they became republicans over it.

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I can’t believe I left Twitter 6 years ago and all the people I followed then are still doing the same shit here now (justifiably fighting with MattyY)

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