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i would immediately and ruthlessly sell out in exchange for one finals win for the essendon football club
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Hang the banner ============= The Pacers are .500 again =============

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

hes just like me fr

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

@everythingessendon.bsky.social idk whats being said in youtube comments, couldnt give a shit either really, not even enough to say this on there. but get your views and your adsense with the aflw content in my opinion, keep everything essendon on everything essendon

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

the advent of travellators has cut away at the gravitas of this scene far too much and i wont stand for it any longer but also whenever im walking on one i feel like a baseball vampire and thats cool

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

@jonbois.bsky.social watched your video in jaipur, india, found your next target where you find monkeys, youll find banana peels

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

@donthestat.bsky.social drove past the track on the way to the airport at 4am this morning, disappointed to see none of the boys training the house down 😔

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

the quarter life crisis is not real, you think at 25 youre only a quarter of the way thru your life despite how many quarter pounders youve thrown back? nah this is a midlife crisis for those of us who know climate change will not leave a full life for us all

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

go fucking get it cliff yewwww

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

@thesash.bsky.social the only difference i can find between angus clarke and mason redman is that clarke is like half an inch taller call me a boomer but im nicknaming clarke clifford the big red dog

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

matt gaetz is just if ted cruz never got married

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Common sense talk

submitted 112 days ago • 3 comments

@everythingessendon.bsky.social bluesky-do we can too

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

racism has gone so whack a right wing fringe party can hijack parliament and decide a treaty signed back when slavery was cool, just isnt quite fair enough on the colonists. nice to see some resistance tho while im sitting on my phone

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

✨ a helicopter is an air screw and a plane is an air wedge ✨

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Sonny with a chance was 30 rock for kids, i say that based off a vague childhood memory of sonny with a chance, and having never zeen 30 rock

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

its weird to see friendly jordies live long enough for himself to become the villain. never thought his light would die in a revolutionary blaze of glory, but its fascinating how he comes up with new variations of the bubbles he blows on the dick of neoliberalism like i bet labors already satisfied

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

this is my application to whatever socialism starter pack comes about, necessary agit prop incoming when i feel like it

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

First post on Bluesky! Really like this Starter pack feature. I’ve created one for prominent Essendon fan accounts - post below if you want to be included or have suggestions for who should be in it #GoDons go.bsky.app/FD2vzV7

submitted 122 days ago • 43 comments

✨ santa is a psyop to manufacture consent for the global surveillance state ✨

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments