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slowbroissuperior.bsky.social
she/her. slowbro after the pokemon but i prefer slowpoke honestly. i dont really go by that alias anymore anyway. minors go away
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does anyone know of any good borzoi accounts i could follow on here?

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

it's kinda interesting how not super long ago ocarina of time was this insanely celebrated landmark game but now it's kinda just some weird quirky old piece of junk lol (i love ocarina of time and it was not in good hands when it was still widely considered the best game of all time)

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

WOW i went insane a month ago, like absolutely bonkers. what the fuck was i on? i'm not about to start using bsky again bc it is horrible for my mental health but i am sorry for the bizarre meltdown i had. i'm not in a good headspace rn per se but it's not the kind that inspires that kind of thing

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

sorry i've been less active lately. just trying to avoid the constant apocalypse politics posting. not sure what to do with my life right now

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Report: Universe To End Next Friday theonion.com/report-...

submitted 91 days ago • 363 comments

do i have body dysmorphia or am i just genuinely fat and ugly

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

You learn about con men and snake oil salesmen as a kid and there's so much romance there. I wanted to be one. Then you grow up and so many of them are guys like Elon Musk with the charisma of a fender bender. It's a shame.

submitted 92 days ago • 27 comments

it's so sad, i feel like people can't just be gay in peace anymore

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

hopefully someday someone smart will be alive to make sense of all of this

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings

submitted 95 days ago • 99 comments

there are a lot of annoying things about fromsoft fans but as someone who's beaten the full dark souls trilogy plus elden ring (ds1 more than 3 times, ds3 twice) i maintain that if you see anyone who claims the games "aren't actually hard" you have full permission to shove them in a locker

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment