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Flat on my back like Frankenstein Okay City he/him
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putting together my spring fit

about to make this copy of neverending story watch me fuck its wife

going on to steve hoffman forums and starting arguments about tonearms

if i had a time machine i'd just benignly mess with things. leave a ziplock bag of cool ranch doritos in some annoying guy's house during classical antiquity and watch how things shake out

OKC area marketplace is bringing the heat this evening

gonna start taking a similar approach with people who want to get political in my replies

Spinning what I expect will be one of the best albums of 2025 by year's end. @imjoe78.bsky.social @chrisroyalty.bsky.social @eiderdownrecords.bsky.social eiderdownrecords.bandcamp.com/album/draw-n...

Bedhead doing Joy Division

Hello new bluesky followers. Have some download codes of my debut album on @islandhouserecs.bsky.social, 'Clockwatching'. If you like it, tell your friends. Redeem: seawindofbattery.bandcamp.com/yum

Sun's down so I'm back in my room. Think I'll listen to Bedhead all night. Gonna start with their first two singles.

oh my god I wanna rub that belly so bad my teeth are itching

I just realized I think he's dressed like Columbo

I bet if grimes has another baby she names it turok and cashes in

Have you seen how my daughter's cat lets you know she wants to be petted?

I'm just an ideas man. I have no idea how to achieve this. Yassemite Sam

I wish America had kookaburras

I discovered that there is a band/musician that my spouse hates more than Billy Ocean. It's Jefferson Starship. She threw a plate at the radio earlier.

I stopped using gmail about a year ago just trying to divest myself of all things google but every couple of months I'll check it to make sure I didn't forget to update someone. I've been a fucking fool.

Yes this is a subtweet but it's ok cause I blocked them but sometimes someone has such a piss poor hot take that was clearly not said to be funny that you're left with no other option