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Xenomorph phrenologist. Dark Souls 2 enthusiast. Cottage Cheese enjoyer. Soup sicko. Michigander in Denver.
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Every day brings a new horror Shane Black please hear my plea, the world needs a new buddy cop movie from you more than ever

Dems have a humiliation fetish

Waiter gave me a paper straw with my Mr. Pibb and I threw the drink in his face, told him “Trump’s back libtard!”

A new Shane Black buddy cop film would fix me

Clippy from MSWord: I see you wrote "wearing a hat backwards does not improve performance during jacking off." I think what you meant is "I don't have a hat that improves performance while jacking off."

Watching the Lions defense heading into the playoffs #OnePride

Gonna be another game where AG doesn’t get a single stop until the 4th qtr huh #OnePride

NOSFERATU is staggeringly beautiful! The compositions, the natural & candle lit scenes, the haunted gothic set design Also, the final shot of NOSFERATU:

Finally time to sucCUMb to the darkness

I know a Christmas lasagna HATE to see me coming

When Donald Fagen said “The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian, make tonight a wonderful thing” I felt that

I think I’ve watched the Steven Flowe video 100 times by now, it’s perfect

Aaron Glenn get one (1) stop today 2024 challenge (impossible) #OnePride

At what point is it reasonable to start questioning the strength & conditioning coach with all these injuries #OnePride

For something I have no vested interest in, I am irrationality mad Jeanty didn’t win the Heisman

Yule Log 2: Branchin Out

My son (8) watched Singin’ in the Rain with me and shocked to report: he liked it a lot. CINEMA! The power of TECHNICOLOR!

Lions defense tonight #OnePride

The people have demanded my albums of the year list

Molasar heads eating good tonight

Thanksgiving leftovers hit harder than the actual meal

I am thankful for David Montgomery and Jahmyr Gibbs #OnePride

leaving 1 of my six pack of oreo flavored coke zero unopened in honor of all the people who killed themself.

The wrong Scott brother died

Now seated

Now seated

Prometheus haters eating good tonight, we are vindicated

We smokin on that starter pack

It is the Lions destiny to drop 50 on the Chiefs in the Super Bowl and crush their evil empire #OnePride

America collectively sending our energy to Mike Tyson in hopes he lands a punch that’s powerful enough to make Jake Paul’s head explode

I need the sports beat to migrate over here to fully cut the cord 😔

welcome to bluesky! ⛅ i see a lot of new users have migrated to our little haven we call home. we do things a little differently than the bird site 🐤 so let me show you the ropes 😊 you can send death threats on here 💀 we threaten people with hammers 🔨 kill maim destroy 😈

Nathan’s Hot Dog eating competition has gone woke, America has fallen