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how to get out of the depression spiral no glue no borax

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me whenever i think

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if it's not this then i don't want it

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they call me the sunshine cafe from Who's Lila 'cause i got that grand beaver

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happy valentine's day! easily my favorite holiday that makes me so genuinely sad and hollow inside every time it rolls around

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i think if we'd given them a chance, the stiff dylans (from the film adaptation of angus thongs and perfect snogging) could've been the second-coming of the british invasion

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everyone around me thinks i'd be a good parent but i know my ass couldn't handle it bc my 3 year old nephew comes over for one night and i have to mentally prepare myself and even then i still end up crying in the bathroom at night

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We gotta get those numbers up those are rookie numbers

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hey girl are you a photograph? because i would love for the guy from nickelback to stare at me awkwardly while demanding that i look at you

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69/11 -- the twin towers were suckin and fuckin. never forget

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i'm not like other girls........... i'm straight up slanging dong right now

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watched the newest smosh video and it makes me genuinely sad to know that some people never watched those Bush's Baked Beans commercials with the dog Duke in them. those commercials played all the time when i was little. oh the follies of youth............ how i miss thee...........................

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god i want to make a fucking fanganronpa. i literally have a cast and a plot with deaths already outlined i just can't MAKE things

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i hope the person who did the infamous "everybody knows shit's fucked" song is secure in their knowledge that they have written the banger of the century

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a while back i had a dream where i was at a store and there was this guy arguing to one of the employees but the reason he was arguing with them was because he thought they were discriminating against him simply because his name was Fabio Fingerbang

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paradise lost sequel called 2 paradise 2 lost

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actually captain obvious got promoted. it's major obvious now

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can't believe that jack ingof is already 6 years old. oh how the time flies

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if i got isekai'd into a D&D world as a bard i would become the D&D equivalent of The Beatles due to my extensive musical catalog. and people would remember me for centuries and i'd become a legend. but not like paul or john. eventually i'd become like. D&D Ringo Starr

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the way i would break my fucking back in the club to this if it came on and it's literally a mix from fucking DJ Hero

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uwutang clan ain't nothin' to fuwuck with

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this is what i promise you'll get when you follow me

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dumgeon dragon :}

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heavy are the pants that have been shitted or w/e

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one time someone replied to a post of mine saying "so true jestie" and i have not stopped thinking about it since. i am so jestie coded. my gender is literally jester bestie. i'm the jestie babey

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the way that david schwimmer as melman from the animated movie Madagascar says "san diego" is going to ruin my speech habits i fear

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"wow so you'd sign up for COMMUNISM if it was awesome and sucked your dick and bought you a new house full of sunshine lollipops and rainbows" jason this is not the own you think it is

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100% completing little alchemy is so time consuming. like damn bro i could've actually straight up alchemized gold by now

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"there'll be a day when y-" when though because i'm gonna be so real with you, i don't think i have many days left in me if they're gonna keep being like this

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plormpking a sblibbdy woorpmar with the trahgrivo and the orkfarogs. who can relate

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real talk i just finished the book "Brother" by Ania Ahlborn and i highly enjoyed it. PLEASE heed warnings regarding its contents but if you're able to, i recommend it! literally was reading it with my jaw hanging slack open lmao

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i love algodoo marble videos bc they're always accompanied with some of the most bumpin' house music you've ever heard like damn bro i'm busting a move rn !! my team lost the race but i'm straight up vibing abt it to be honest !!

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listen i get it. it's good and all but. balatro sounds like a made-up word someone would use in place of bazinga to make fun of the big bang theory so they could get clout on twitter in 2016

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libs of xiaohongshu

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got isekai'd into the rock band universe and i just got arrested over a fucking noise complaint. the amp i threw at the cop was unrelated i think. fuck my stupid baka life fr

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me when i'm in Silent Hill

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this mf is doing numbers on tumblr. smh y'all can't appreciate a cult classic when it's handed right to you :/

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how it feels to chew 5 gum

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