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Transformers. Troncefoarmurs. Traanzfurmars. Traincefhamas. Transuforma!
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I like shopping at Aldi. What I don't like is 70 year old beemer driving chuckle head with 2 chocolate bars, tosses them on my paper bags and tells the clerk WHILE I AM PAYING that he doesn't need these bags. Bitch, he is still working on my order NOT YOURS!

G.I.Joe The Germ Haslab. Be bold Hasbro.

Sometime between your 20s and 40s, the sasquatchification of your ass happens. There's no single moment or defined window of time. Left unattended you are now a creature of the wilderness.

Cant even make the joke "what kinda name is 'Amid Turmoil'?" right now. This is danger.

Seriously. Any nontrumpian people left in government roles should fake their orange support and build a network of resistance to give the country a fighting chance to survive.

That one time Capt. Lou Albano went missing and Cindy Lauper needed Mario and Luigi's help to find him.

Stephen A. Smith is a vaccine for preventing ASMR.

I love this. It's a failure on every single level and it's not even close. Game design - Fail Motion capture - Fail 3d design - Fail Writing a commercial - Fail Editing - Fail Hiring a marketing company - Fail Hiding a 40 Billion laundering scheme - Fail Justifying billionaires - Fail

Possibly the single greatest thing netflix has ever paid to produce: youtu.be/BP1zOxcg57E?...

These are mickey mouse pants.

Looks like marketing didnt get the updated assets.

I've worked with good developers and bad developers for near on 20 years and this is one of those situations where all you have to be is a just ok developer to secure your site. These DOGE kids don't even pass desperation hire status. fortune.com/2025/02/14/e...

This running gag is just plain funny. Don't ever change this Hasbro.

ellbat the spy

The itallian version of a wedding soup or a soup for itallian weddings?

Holy shit. This was fantastic. What a ride.

AND Sold! Guess who just made A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY! now to ship something really expensive! I'm sure this used amazon envelope will do:

Amazing.