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It’s a crime that this mash-up album isn’t on Spotify.

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Me and my sleep paralysis demons when our edibles hit

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Kid Rock only putting his middle finger inside Lauren Boebert

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God bless Neil Breen. 📽️

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if you look like this hmu

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If someone told me that Romy and Michele had the longest dream sequence in cinema history I'd believe them

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I was trying to research “how to bring a dog back from Mexico,” but the guide says he has a home and just runs over to beg from tourists when he sees the boat coming in

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Me anytime I saw The Monkey in The Monkey

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huh

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By replacing a black 4-star general with a white 3-star general, we are finally bringing meritocracy back to the Department of Defense. by Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump

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Liberal activist are urging Democrats to fight harder against the administration. But this is the same bad advice that led to crushing Democratic defeats in 2006 and 2008.

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Opinion | It takes a corrupt sex offender to fight a corrupt sex offender. That’s why Andrew Cuomo is the perfect New York mayor to take on Trump. by Chris Cuomo

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The stage of capitalism where companies advertise on a Nazi porn site for fear of government reprisal. gizmodo.com/it-sure-look...

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Opinion | Francis isn’t dead yet but it’s not too early to start talking about how the next Pope needs to be a real Catholic. by Ross Douthat and JD Vance

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i always think of hank hill on the shinkansen saying “can’t this thing go any faster than —oh” and he sees it’s going 300 km/h

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Lmao as if we’ll be having legal elections in 2026.

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And that's number four by my count. The Overton Window has been moving for a while but we might be looking back on Musk's salute as another turning point. And when you refuse to call this out for what it is -- straight-up Nazism -- it helps it metastasize.

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Team “~Well, Actually~ The Civil War Was About States’ Rights” is being reeeeally quiet right now for some reason. How incredibly odd and wholly unexpected.

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I am the one who knocks.

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Lesbian prison warden Grünta Clamslapper

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9/11 2: The Squeakquel

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You can actually look into their eyes and tell that any semblance of a soul fled long ago leaving only empty husks behind

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"Was [he promoted] because of his skin color? Or his skill? We’ll never know, but always doubt" is such a wild thing to write, like you are literally just saying "I am a racist"

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I made a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure reference at work and no one laughed

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Twink Keanu Reeves in tighty whities from the movie Parenthood

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Nitrous pre-party in the 7/11 parking lot before the gender reveal.

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RETIRE, CHUCK SCHUMER. AOC for the Senate from New York. We need to dropkick the hapless gerontocracy that’s currently running the national Democratic Party.

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oh Jesus Christ

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Happy #fcf! Anyone else in DC coming to Rough House at Green Lantern tonight to be slutty? 🥰

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Someone pointed out how many major American auteurs stopped making present-set films once smartphones entered the picture, and honestly I think there’s something to be said for that.

It’s a crime that this mash-up album isn’t on Spotify.

Me and my sleep paralysis demons when our edibles hit

Kid Rock only putting his middle finger inside Lauren Boebert

God bless Neil Breen. 📽️

if you look like this hmu

If someone told me that Romy and Michele had the longest dream sequence in cinema history I'd believe them

I was trying to research “how to bring a dog back from Mexico,” but the guide says he has a home and just runs over to beg from tourists when he sees the boat coming in

Me anytime I saw The Monkey in The Monkey

huh

By replacing a black 4-star general with a white 3-star general, we are finally bringing meritocracy back to the Department of Defense. by Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump

Liberal activist are urging Democrats to fight harder against the administration. But this is the same bad advice that led to crushing Democratic defeats in 2006 and 2008.

Opinion | It takes a corrupt sex offender to fight a corrupt sex offender. That’s why Andrew Cuomo is the perfect New York mayor to take on Trump. by Chris Cuomo

The stage of capitalism where companies advertise on a Nazi porn site for fear of government reprisal. gizmodo.com/it-sure-look...

Opinion | Francis isn’t dead yet but it’s not too early to start talking about how the next Pope needs to be a real Catholic. by Ross Douthat and JD Vance

i always think of hank hill on the shinkansen saying “can’t this thing go any faster than —oh” and he sees it’s going 300 km/h

Lmao as if we’ll be having legal elections in 2026.

And that's number four by my count. The Overton Window has been moving for a while but we might be looking back on Musk's salute as another turning point. And when you refuse to call this out for what it is -- straight-up Nazism -- it helps it metastasize.

Team “~Well, Actually~ The Civil War Was About States’ Rights” is being reeeeally quiet right now for some reason. How incredibly odd and wholly unexpected.

I am the one who knocks.

Lesbian prison warden Grünta Clamslapper

9/11 2: The Squeakquel

You can actually look into their eyes and tell that any semblance of a soul fled long ago leaving only empty husks behind

"Was [he promoted] because of his skin color? Or his skill? We’ll never know, but always doubt" is such a wild thing to write, like you are literally just saying "I am a racist"

I made a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure reference at work and no one laughed

Twink Keanu Reeves in tighty whities from the movie Parenthood

Nitrous pre-party in the 7/11 parking lot before the gender reveal.

RETIRE, CHUCK SCHUMER. AOC for the Senate from New York. We need to dropkick the hapless gerontocracy that’s currently running the national Democratic Party.

oh Jesus Christ

Happy #fcf! Anyone else in DC coming to Rough House at Green Lantern tonight to be slutty? 🥰

Someone pointed out how many major American auteurs stopped making present-set films once smartphones entered the picture, and honestly I think there’s something to be said for that.

chat do we like the grey sweatpants?

Should I edge it 💦

Blue Ruin AND The Beast? Mama got taste. 💅

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 👋 📽️