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slushpuppie00.bsky.social
24 | UT | Poly trans woman foxdog | (ΘΔ) | 🔞 🥁 Session musician for several projects 🎶 | 🎸 I play guitar and sing in Enter Star Wolf! 🎤 she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ profile art by biddy fox ! https://enterstarwolf.bandcamp.com/ https://hooeygooey.bandcamp.com/
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if i had 300 dollars i would buy 300 pennies. just to throw them at people

im a big fat fucking lesbian and i love to fuck

fuck dude smashes my head on my desk fuck what the fuck smashes my head against my desk jesus fucking christ dude smashes my head on the desk what the fuck is going on the doctor with the evil potion: its a good thing i drank this potion and have telepathy powers and love head smashing

bored might mix these cleaning products

one time i ate wood from a tree at recess in the 6th grade and a kid told me i was going to die and that was one of the times where i was the most scared in my whole life i will never forget this

holy shit holy fucking shit oh my god i'm real what the fuck

it's impossible to hang out with me while i do stuff on my pc because of how obsessively i click the margin on the left side of the screen i just don't fucking stop clicking for hours and hours i have to click or i go crazy i have to click or else bad things will happen to me

i don't give a shit about math rock . what's so special about it, huh? i have a lot of rocks in my yard and none of them can count. what the fuck are you on about. stupid

🩹🎨🤡 —- Comedic self-portrait, poking fun at myself cuz I need to decompress... WIP.

i wanna move to SLC just to force @slushpuppie00.bsky.social and @foxparkk.bsky.social to be in an emo band with me at gunpoint

if I got tackled by a football player I would probably just explode into a mess of bones and guts

people wish they were as good at posting as me

they should invent ozempic that makes you fatter

will.i.am afton

literally only you

hm.. bored. might abuse nyquil

sorry

i need a new tony hawk’s underground game so bad

i love my gf cecily

Any which way

i have a video of last night's show if anyone is interested 😳 youtu.be/JxoZewWz3HA?...

what if i released an album at the end of this month

as per requested: "hey babe can i see your chungus chode tonight?" requested anonymously by kaden johanson of Lantern Lens

Welcome to the Mii Parade

commissioned from @manyannaise.bsky.social :)

365 buggy girl

can a pre 9/11 girl and a post 9/11 girl fall in love

i think jeff the killer was just misunderstood

*starts doing drugs starts doing drugs starts doing drugs starts doing drugs starts doing drugs starts doing drugs*

hmm.. intriguing....

"did i hear somebody say pollen?" 🐝✨ #InkyFireflyArt

dear rfk jr. please legalize speed. Im booooored

this is the best video of all time and I mean it