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scores of pissed off Mormon CIA agents who just got canned are ideologically cross-pollinating with platoons of fired trans FBI agents. we are on the verge of new types of politics our ancestors could only dream about

submitted 120 days ago • 188 comments

U.S. forces land on Greenland's coast, spearheaded by units of Cybertanks. they make it three quarters of a mile before the cold weather drains their batteries. crews find themselves trapped inside when the fully electronic doors default to locked. most of the 70th Armored regiment starves to death

submitted 136 days ago • 117 comments

Put. The. Burger. Down!

submitted 142 days ago • 5 comments

Found a rat with the face of a human man. He said please I'm Matt Yglesias I have been forsaken I am a human being help me, and I threw that man rat hybrid directly into a deep fryer and I kept running until my leg gave out. I know I did the right thing.

submitted 148 days ago • 3 comments

Media : why were people cheering for Luigi People :

submitted 149 days ago • 164 comments

The people who didn’t vote withheld their support not because they thought it was going to make something happen; people couldn’t stomach casting a vote for someone they knew wasn’t going to make anything happen but more death.

submitted 150 days ago • 254 comments

I won't say it but you can think it

submitted 151 days ago • 201 comments

acab includes this piece a shit

submitted 154 days ago • 7 comments

no, keep talking, i'm up playing

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment

ow! my balls!: special victims unit

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

other than genociding native people, getting rich from imported slaves, operating a racial apartheid state, using nuclear weapons against civilians, violently disrupting democracies across the world, and arming and supporting a current racial apartheid state, this is america's darkest moment.

submitted 159 days ago • 36 comments

Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people

submitted 159 days ago • 95 comments

I made a Doom source port that runs within a PDF file. PDFs support Javascript, so Emscripten is used to compile Doom to asm.js, which is then run within the PDF engine. Input/output is done by manipulating text input fields. doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf github.com/ading2210/do...

submitted 167 days ago • 73 comments

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

submitted 169 days ago • 328 comments

a lesson people oughta take from the rise of bluesky is that buying into anybody's claimed hegemony online is dopey. Facebook didn't used to exist, neither did Instagram or TikTok or any of this stuff. as soon as any platform starts to stink no sentimental attachment is practical or good. bail ASAP

submitted 168 days ago • 100 comments

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knock on door “Sir have you found Jesus?” Uh, no. Goodbye. shuts door Jesus steps out from behind door with gun Good answer

submitted 574 days ago • 14 comments

You guys wanna see a dead body?

submitted 188 days ago • 44 comments

Listening to “Bonzo Goes to Bitburg” and remembering that nothing changes

submitted 188 days ago • 7 comments

Send our boy a Christmas card: Luigi Mangione 52503-511 MDC Brooklyn Metropolitan Detention Center P.O. Box 329002 Brooklyn, NY 11232.

submitted 190 days ago • 46 comments

everyone got super mad at me at the time. i muted it and didn't see any of it but i am aware it happened. anyways her job is being Medic in a squad-based multiplayer shooter game based on Cocoon that has insider trading mechanics

submitted 194 days ago • 7 comments

lol, lmao rip bozo

submitted 196 days ago • 119 comments

Someone advise Luigi to start a Luigi For President PAC and announce he’s running in 2028. That will handcuff the efforts of the FBI and DOJ until at least October 2027.

submitted 199 days ago • 26 comments

K.A. Applegate > J.K. Rowling

submitted 207 days ago • 78 comments

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no offense but south korea handled this coup thing all wrong. you're supposed to take some time away for self care, then conduct 149 day-long interviews with a single capitol police officer who was Very Frightened. after that you can kinda just do whatever

submitted 207 days ago • 12 comments

The Pope is just back from the vet

submitted 225 days ago • 14 comments

I'm ready to dominate the Christmas potluck

submitted 209 days ago • 30 comments

Wait till the dipshits who made this realise that under that Mk VI Corvus helmet is a marine voiced by a leftist Indian. You silly sods 🙃

submitted 210 days ago • 33 comments

This is what Tim Pool did in real life

submitted 210 days ago • 2 comments