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Cataloguing all the secret stars that "gamers" MISSED in the nintendo 64 classic!
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Ukiki’s Canceled Card

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

This Vanish Cap Hit Like Fent

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Dunk it in Your Drink

submitted 17 hours ago • 4 comments

Bump into a Big Bloke

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Shatter All Of The Glass

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Big Boo’s Massive Supernaturals

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Eat This Onion

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Know the Face of God

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Concealed Carry in the Caverns

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Mario Sadly Dies

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Give the Snowman Head

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

One Furious Man

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Mario and the Arrest Warrant

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Don’t Fall, Dipshit!

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Binging with Bob-Omb

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Feed Upon the Foliage

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Bowser and the Boss Battle

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Between the Twin Towers

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Mips and the Sickly Joint

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The Owl’s Talons Drew Blood But I Forgive Him Because I Don’t Think He Meant It

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

Drive While You’re Drunk

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Scuttlebug Looks Yummy Honestly

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Wading Through the Sludge

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

March Toward Death, Metal Mario!

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

Thwomp’s Family Reunion

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments

Five Wonderful Events

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Donate Plasma for 8 Red Coins

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Cut it Out, Cunt!

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Piss Inside the Pyramid

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

The Heinous Past of Koopa the Quick

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

The World Inside My Basement

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Start Smoking, Then Stop!

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Searching for Scallions

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Mario Fills His Prescription

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The Castle’s Load-Bearing Beam

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Inside the Funeral Home

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Tiny Huge Island Has Somehow Become A Normal Medium Sized Island

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Make it Someone Else’s Problem

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Can The Eel Come Out As Gay?

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

The Castle’s Secret Skeleton

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You Will Never Jump Again

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

Send Whomp Westward

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Eat a Handful of Sand

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

Tell Big Boo About Your Day

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Vanish Mario Hits the Bricks

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

going forward I'm gonna repost a lot of old stuff from twitter but there will be no shortage of new posts. until they run out and there's a shortage. but that's way later

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Who Killed Rocky Wrench Obby

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Beg and Plead for 8 Red Coins

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

Slip Into a Weeklong Coma

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment