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‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 ‍took ‍ 𝖕𝖆𝖎𝖓 ‍away ‍from ‍ 𝙪𝙨. ‍ 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 ‍ took ‍ 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤 ‍ away. ‍ they ‍ need ‍ to ‍ 𝗽𝗮𝘆.
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bITES THE READER

so what!

nothing just missed you!

laura!!!

she did 🫤

smiles innocently!!!

pokes @canusgalictus.bsky.social

whistles … 💧

so who got me presents? 🥰

you’re funny!

( giggling . )

( head tilts. )

yep! you remember i have a healing factor and i can’t feel pain. right? i was being dramatic because he kicked me.

you think so low of me .

because he’s mean !

i’m not soft ! 😡* i’ll fight you right now victor . come here if you dare !

victor kicked me .

you stop that!

just because i can’t feel pain doesn’t mean it’s fine ! ( … TACKLES ! trying to punch his belly. )

( blinking in confusion, she’s hugging anyway, happy to see him! )

yeah ? i’m here !

victor kicked me :(

just did ☺️

SOMEONE LEFT A TOY MOUSE BY VICTOR’S DOOR !!!

i’m gonna tell everyone !

it’s not dumb! come to the kitchen i’m about to start the microwave .

so what now? you’re gonna break up with him? hurt him for the last time? ( watching. she kneels down and makes a snowball in her hands. she doesn’t have gloves. )

i’m trying to microwave glue to see what will happen! wanna come see?

it’s not fair towards uncle wade. and me. but mostly uncle wade.

hiiiii !

do you often run away when it gets hard? ( crossing her arms. )

borrowed :3

but foood!

( crossing her arms, she is watching with a laugh. ) you cant even jump me normally!

( pulls her claw out with a proud smirk . ) HA ! don’t mess with honey badger !

( snikt : claw popping out . STABS )

HES EATING MY HAND SOMEONE HELP IM ABOUT TO LOSE IT

( staying in her spot, watching him. ) logan i’m speaking to you.

i’m about to lose my hand at this rate can you stop — 🧍‍♀️* ( giggling however. )

( stares . ) woah look! it’s bleeding !

i have an idea! we should steal his wallet and put makeup on his face and paint his claws pink with glitter! ( smirking evilly. )

he has been mean to you too? hmm.. we should revenge him. ( smirking. )