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smams.bsky.social
Notable adult Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt" It's not a pepe, it's its own frog #PostMessiah I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
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I've taken stimulants in order to put my full focus on posting

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Oh you don't believe in miracles? Have you considered the fact people who can't read are logging into this website and replying to your posts every day?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

me too

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You post ass, I post ass. We're both the same person.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I think this cold that has made me cough and sniffle will, in the end, probably end my life. (😔) So! If you want to, before my demise, quote dunk me once or twice I think I'd like that.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Increasing my woke points through breaking elon musks egg by calling him gay and trans for personally sponsoring a presidency

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

faskinating

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10 years in and I'm still ignoring emails like I have NO responsibilities. A decade plus and my inbox/unread/important is still over 2k

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My gender is "guy" in the classical sense, that is an individual that tries to blow up british parliament and overthrow the king.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

As a straight guy it's fucking hard because my dating market is comprised mostly of straight women. The obvious solution to this is transitioning and then I'd be on the market of gay women which are not annoying.

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