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is the pope watching this shit

When they called him Haliban coz he terrorizing team in offense And i just turn on game 😣

I will complain about this until they get their feed algorithm together Stop sending me those thirst post from randoms

In Blue Sky is not a town square because I don’t feel like there are conversations had. There’s just random tweets on stuff on my feed Twitter something would trend or you see the discourse and able to engage throughout the evolution of topic or until it dies I get none of that from Blue Sky.

With frosted tips of 2000s? Get this 40 year old man out of here and away from children.

Call them the Game Stealing Pacers coz how do they keep eeking out these wins

My next watch

I just screamed when the shot fell in like someone threw a hot coal in my lap.

I cannot believe this shot went in

I screamed like i was getting attacked by an intruder when Tyrese Haliburton’s shot went in to send to OT.

Haliburton the clutch shot merchant

Nesmith Big Shot merchant!

BREAKING: Indianapolis Colts owner and CEO Jim Irsay has died, the team announced. He was 65.

After all that

Watching North by Northwest… Why is Cary Grant so tan?

Sesame Street was not really apart of my childhood but the way ppl responded to Elmo during quarantine was eye opening how much it was a part of everyone else

Whenever broadcasters announce “PJ Tucker checking in to a game” i yell “ Peej!”

The NBA is evolving. Out- Super teams 30 foot threes as a primary offense Player controlled personnel choices In- Carefully crafted teams over time Defense Paint offense Skilled bigs We are entering a new era in the NBA, and it's for the better. #NBAsky

*watching The Last of Us* TONY DALTON! Lalo Salamanca!

People say In n Out fries sucks but the Burger King ones suck more.

Kelsey Plum went OFF in her Sparks debut ⚡️ ◽️ 37 PTS ◽️ 6 AST ◽️ 5 STL ◽️ 11/19 FG ◽️ 4/6 3-PT FG

The New York Knicks advance to the Eastern Conference Finals! #NBAPlayoffs presented by Google

I find 24 second clock violations more embarrassing than airballs

What a useless dumbass.

Players with 5+ REB and 5+ BLK in a quarter in the playoffs since 1997: ◽️ Hakeem Olajuwon (1998) ◽️ Dwight Howard (2010) ◽️ Serge Ibaka (2011) ◽️ JaVale McGee (2012) ◽️ Luke Kornet (tonight) H/T @lawmurraythenu.bsky.social

Thanks Biden 🙄

That superman promo looked lame. Only draw is Nicholas Holt

My hatred for celtics in this generation is fueled by my dislike i Jalen Brown. **Queue FabfivexChristianLattener meme**

Woke up this morning: time to watch Celtics and Warriors get sent home

They’re just trading baskets 😭 so beautiful #OKCvsDen

Rated.

The Knicks are one win away from their first conference finals appearance in 25 years‼️

I hope Tatum is okay

Letssss goooo.

Seeing Pope Leo nervous at World Series game was so goddamn endearing I am Catholic now

I cancelled my free trial of Microsoft 365 and the app keeps showing a warning ⚠️ triangle on account so renew and no matter how i clear the warning it keeps popping up so i just deleted the app.

Fucking wack platform.

I am fucking tired of bluesky and their stupid algorithm that really doesn’t function so every stupid thing is shown to me.

In the news: In which we learn that our leaders find it easier to believe "AI is the future" than to believe that actual, living human beings who make art for a living have rights and deserve respect. Our consent doesn't matter to them. Only appeasing the tech bros matters.

I stopped writing as soon as i read this.

BREAKING: a rival Pope has been declared and taken residence in Avignon, France. This Avignon Papacy is a direct rival to the Chicago Pope and sets up a conflict between AP and Chicago style Catholics.

Lawd, Buddy Hield absolutely cooked Donte DiVincenzo

BUM!!

For the love of carpenters, please get a different hairstyle Sabrina! I am tired of her looking like the dolls i bought from flea market. She’s going for glam but it’s not good