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✨JD/PhD Candidate 👩🏾‍💻 Bisexual, educated, career woman first, fine as lady immediately after. Tweet is muted argue with yourself.
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Maybe it’s a me thing but I do t like to be called sexy, especially by men; something about it screams Im only trying to fuck on you gives me the ick.

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Outsourcing has saved me so much time & energy especially as a woman with a chronic illness.

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Now friend you know this dont apply to you

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None of them can sing so ALL of them can go.

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Kamala out here glowing, being honored, collecting awards, being loved on by her husband, & having a keke at that community dealing with the consequences of their actions; love this for auntie.

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Them where is Kamala? Kamala

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Kamala Harris speaks at the NAACP as the recipient of the Chairman’s Award

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Out tipsy with my mother celebrating her birthday week, I guess I am one of her lil friends now

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A woman cheated on her husband

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No! As soon as a curb hit me or I start cruising(yall say speeding) you’ll be calling on big sandals for help.. You drive.

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This is scary.

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Although my ultimate goal is to become a law professor? I’m warming up to the idea of practicing, but i’ve always wondered how do people decide which form of law to practice? The endless options send my adhd brain on a spiral.

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Today has whopped my ass let me get some rest so I can finish out my mom’s birthday week tomorrow.

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Im hive down but Creole lady is on my nerves, she’s selling bullshit at this point. What would we do with jewelry with your hair care name on it? It get’s to a point where she cant keep dogging a good lashing.

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I’m feeling all 14° today

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That really annoyed me, getting out of my uber look to my left & all I see is a wide ass crack looking back at me

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As a man why do I see your ass crack when you bend over?!

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Seeing Meg did something to my spirit in the best way!!

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Always B, you’ll never catch me rushing for a job

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Ladies I’m sorry for doubting y’all but I’ve seen the light & will be joining the Alpha man slander

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somewhere whoring it up with the rest of his geriatric as frat

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aht ant I was with you util that haitian, Indian ruined it now Im team slander 😂

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Time for Mr. man to get his CDL

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Tia married a poor while Tamera married a MAGA man, you see what happens when religion guides your dating choices.

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Breathe… everything will work out exactly the way its suppose to

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and these freaky ass aunties everybody needs a time out

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Beans & toast big mad Keith Lee over there trying that pre digested looking slop

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They strict! I like it!!

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"Marriage is about family and wealth". Not for me it ain't. It's pleasure and enjoyment. That other shit is a side effect. Making a marriage about anything other than that just provides a convenient excuse to neglect your partner's pleasure and happiness while being able to shame them for staying.

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Sbowstorm has gone in another direction, 12 inch storm diverted hell yeah

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Anxiety is whopping my ass right now

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Heavenly is the Kenya of this show, no I wont explain further. #Married2Med

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I dont blame Phaedra for leaving there is certain things you dont do, & inviting my ex husband/abuser & his current wife on a trip I’m on is one of them. #Married2Med

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Heavenly is wrong for this & another reason I will never like that weird messy as lady #Married2Med

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so we’re going to keep platforming abusers? #Married2Med

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They on Mia’s ass its about to time!! #RHOP

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Waving child support and or alimony is stupid #RHOP

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Is no secret Karens grooms the newbies #RHOP

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My parents did the same good job Webdy & Eddie adding in those stipulations. #RHOP

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The elephant in the room is Wendy has what these women desire so NONE of them are her true friends #RHOP

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Karen is an alcoholic & until she owns that this rehab thing is nothing more than a publicity stunt.#RHOP

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I think Karen had other motives checking into rehab besides getting “help” #RHOP

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Meek is the gutterbutt version of Philly. I wish he would go away, go back to screaming on a track, & stop yapping at us.

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