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Robin G., comedy nerd. Los Angeles from NYC aspecialthing, MSTie, Max Funster, Bumper, Tuppie, Dynasty Darling, Mythical Beast, Piss Pig 👩🏻‍🦰
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I love how hoodies with anything printed on them are like, default $60 now.

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I haven’t been funny in (checks watch) 17 hours and 22 minutes.

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Having one knee not hurt makes me realize how much the other knee fucking hurts.

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I wish I could grow a beard.

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You know when you go to the doctor and they act like they never spoke to you and have no idea what your issue is and it’s like THAT’S WHY THERE’S A CHART.

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If you want something done you gotta try three times. Mechanic? Call three times. Building maintenance? Call three times. Doctor? Call three times. The first two never “take.” It’s the Rule of Threes but it ain’t funny.

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SOMEONE JUST CALL ME ABOUT MY CAR ALREADY!! How much will it cost?? I AM DYING.

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I’m gonna go see The Brutalist and repeatedly yell, “Now THAT’S brutal!” while raucously laughing and chomping on a cigar.

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Good conversation starter: “So I hear Gandhi was a real piece of shit.”

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My Lyft driver’s name was Child of God and now I know I’m in a Lynch movie.

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I looked at one Ford Pinto on FB Marketplace and now I’ve looked at several Ford Pintos on FB Marketplace.

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Uh oh @maximumfun.org it’s that creepy fire alarm lady.

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Accountant 2: Still A-Countin’

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Accountant 2: Account THIS! Accountant 2: There’s No Accounting for Taste Accountant 2: Ecks vs. Sever

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I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

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