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Actor/Writer/Director/Teacher Your favorite TV shows and movies have passed on me.
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AGAIN?!? SERIOUSLY?!? 1st Class is May 12th

California is a Failed State. Do Not Come Here. #LAisTheWorst

Two Nights in a row, I've run into celebrities; Wed, Fred Molina and last night, Tia Carrere. Because these things always come in threes my only question at tonight's celebrity encounter will be, "WTF you doing in my living room?!?" #LovelyAsTheyBothAreNothingBeatsStayingAtHome #WeekendPlanIsSofa

It's never too early to start planning your weekend!

The downside of democracy is... (Others) F#©k Around, (I didn't vote for this erratic sociopath) (I still have to) Find Out (I already knew this clown is an erratic sociopath). #AnEducationNeitherSolicitedNorWarranted

Who doesn't love a good Free-For-All?!?

Due to this clown, I've lost the equivalent of a year's salary in one month because of the chaos caused by his incompetency. I hope he gets his Adderall levels evened out, soon.

There are Two Americas; iOS America and Android America. Apple’s App Store vs Google Play Store - Separate but Unequal. Got me waiting on the back of the digital bus like a second class citizen. I'm looking at you, @flashes.blue.

Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts' new calendar has just been released... It's all Truckasaurus!

Realizing my shirt is older than the majority of my coworkers. #FatTuesday #MardiGras #Epiphany #ShroveTuesday

New 8-Week Session Starts Monday, March 10, 7p-10p, Improv I at Pack Theater.

This Friday, The Super Legit Podcast's monthly Live Improv Show, The Super Legit Spectacular Premiere Event featuring... EVERYONE! As usual, ALL proceeds go to charity, and this month it's TheLaundryTruckLA.com, a service providing mobile laundry to the homeless and those in need. #PayWhatYouWant

New 8 Week Session Starts Monday, March 10, 7p-10p, Improv I at Pack Theater! Link in comments.

What's the point of having a President who is a convicted criminal masquerading as a businessman, if the market continues to tank?!? I mean, come on, I've got to get something out of this sham. Wait--when he said he'd bring prices down... was he talking about Stock Prices?!?

Remember that New Year's Resolution to do that something for yourself? I only ask as a friend. As that same friend, I'll just leave this here... Improv I at Pack Theater starts March 10th!

Not just a regular half-birthday, I'm 666 months old today! It's going to be a beast, but a helluva good time.

25 years ago today, I drove a half full U-Haul, trailing my Mitsubishi Eclipse GST, to a building which no longer exists and began my life in LA. #SilverJubilee #SMBnLA

Come play at The Pack Theatre this Tuesday! Hit the stage for an Improv Jam at 7p. Stick around for the FREE Armando Show at 8p!

A hearty welcome to February, with the broad strokes of African American History. Am His 101 ~ Outside the Narrative Cliff Notes / African American History For Dummies

Cane's... What are you trying to say with this AND who exactly is your audience? #IThoughtYouSoldChicken

FREE Geffen Playhouse Storytelling Workshop Series for Young Adults, ages 18-24, interested in learning more about Storytelling, Writing, and Sharing work with an Audience. Sat 10am – 12pm for six weeks, starting April 5th. Final works at Geffen Playhouse Performance, Saturday, May 10th, FREE!

They say "Practice, Practice, Practice" but I just took the R Train. #EasyPeasy #MTA

Paying homage to David Lynch (and scratching that diner food itch) with a trip to an old haunt of his, Bob's Big Boy in Burnbank.

Beyond the Barracks 2025~Vets Workshop 5/31 – 8/5 Sat 9a-1p Open to U.S. Vets. Weekly sessions w/Geffen Teaching Artists guiding writing a monologue from a personal, cultural significant object, culminating in a #GeffenPlayhouse performance. APPLY BY APRIL 4! www.geffenplayhouse.org/education/co...

Wow, does it feel good to have my name up in lights again! I had no idea how much I missed this--No--Needed this. #PleaseLetMeHaveThis

An American Patriot, whose life was dedicated to elevating Our Country to its Promise and whose words remain sadly, seemingly ever pertinent, if not increasingly relevant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgwt...

I'm sorry for your loss.

And thee Award for "Worst Tasting Beverage I've Ever Had In My Mouth" goes to...

Hey All of LA, I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do, My gift is my show, and this one's for you... These FREE Shows are yours! Tonight, 7p-11p, Sherry Theatre in NoHo. New Improv Show/Group every half hour! Come for community, for laughs or to just not be alone.

The Pacific Palisades Fire has made for a Surreal Sunset at my beach south of them.

Look Out, World!

Sometimes I find myself staring out of a plane window, wondering aloud, 'Why did I leave LA?!?'

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You've never really heard Jimmy Buffett until you've heard it live, sung by a tribute band, on a festively decorated boat, at the MDR Holiday Boat Parade. #SonOfASonOfASong #Marinagaritaville #BoatParadesBeLike

So, 'totally transformed' means 'put a hat on'?

The look when facing irrefutable evidence you are, in fact, a Bert and not the far superior and preferable, Ernie. #BigFeelings #Brothers

Been waiting for new Andor episodes for years and Disney+ out here serving up Skelton Crew?!? #LikeWaterForChocolate

No matter what else happens today... This day started with being handed a hot cup of coffee and a giant chocolate chip cookie. #UndeniablyQuantifiablyAGreatDay

Why not make Mama happy, finish those last couple of credits and, FINALLY, get your degree? #USC #CompanyofAngels #TrojanTheatreSpringSemester

Happy December, treat yourself!

Tryptophan the light fantastic with me, won't you?

Am I in a great mood today OR just overcaffeinated, trying to fight the effects of #DaylightSavingTime?

SMB Hip Tip ~ Stand under a palm tree to cosplay Sideshow Bob.

Dear Drive-Thru, Just the breakfast burrito, please... You can skip the life coaching bit. Luv, SMB #ItsTooEarlyToComeAtMeWithThisNonsense #AllIWantedWasAPepsi #DidIReadTooMuchIntoThis #EverythingIsPersonalWhenYoureANarcissist

Over the years, I've read a ton of books. This is the first time, I've been read by a book. #ChurlishHurtfulAndGratuitous