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Worst timeline. Pre-condolences to Philly on your impending Super Bowl loss. At least I can focus more on the snacks.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, given that we are in the worst timeline, I’ve obviously been giving a lot of thought to what that means for the NFL playoffs. Here’s what’s going to happen. This week, Kansas City beats Buffalo. You’d think it would be worse for Buffalo to make it to the Super Bowl and lose…

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

So looks like Republicans are going to run that same playbook where they take turns casting meaningless no votes so they can pretend that they aren’t just bootlicking toadies. At least it’s familiar.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Collins continued, “I will remain deeply concerned about this until shortly before I vote for him.”

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

3/4 of the playoff games this week didn’t go the way I wanted but the important one did. LET’S GO BUFFALO Two more to go.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Surely the Chiefs winning is going to be the worst thing that happens to America this month.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Is this going to be like a Red Wedding thing?

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

It’s striking how this timeline keeps finding new and surprising ways to be terrible.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

I think maybe Sam Darnold might not be that good.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

It feels like if you took the uniform off of any given Steelers player you’d find an eight year old sitting on another eight year old’s shoulders. This is quite the ass whooping.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

First playoff game of the year was exactly like watching someone step on a rake over and over again.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Oh man, I missed it, but at 4AM today there were twenty 2024 hours to go.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Biden should appoint Hunter ambassador to France, too.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

What’s orange and has tiny hands and no mandate? Still working on the punchline, I’ll let you know when I figure it out.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Just take a moment to think how much better the world would be if Elon Musk became a kooky recluse like Howard Hughes instead of a megalomaniacal James Bond villain.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Kid Rock, Chachi, and that guy from Hercules must be feeling like the last kid picked for kickball at this point.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

The Onion buying Infowars gives me hope that we aren’t in the worst timeline but only like the second or third worst timeline.

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment