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smeesh.bsky.social
yapper who almost considered going semi-pro if it weren’t for the injury
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is “one man’s waste is another man’s treasure” the ethos of all the piss lovers out there?

costco sells frozen pineapples for $2.50 / pound. happy valentine’s day!

twitch is so crazy with the depend ads like are there that many diaper dumping menaces on the platform??

cloak and dagger in marvel rivals, then invisible woman, and now evelyn in zzz 😳😩🥵?? feel like i’m getting psyop’d

👀👀👀

the “far left” wants federally funded free tax filings (like the rest of the world)

“it’s priced in” when you understand that the vast majority of financebros grew up extremely upper middle to upper class their whole lives and have had comfort and stability few of us will ever know, you’ll realize the answer is no the fuck it isn’t because their normalcy bias is unreal

finance bros freaking out not knowing what trump wants from canada and why he’s issuing a trade war with them not knowing he’s been dead serious about annexing canada this whole time

it’s both scary and grounding to see the older dolls who’ve been through some shit also be alarmed by what’s been happening to trans people the gaslighting from cis people has been maddening…anything for them to not have to admit their allyship entirely performative i guess

‼️ The State Department has REMOVED TQIA+ on their page of recommendations for queer travelers. This page yesterday said "LGBTQIA+" and now just says "LGB". The federal government is trying to erase trans people from existence.

i can’t believe SCAM ALTMAN from openai asked the government for $500 billion dollars fully knowing deepseek released an equivalent if not better model for $5 million dollars at 1 / 100000th of the cost 😂 the grifting has made its way to the us government

the debate on reddit being an out of touch (radical) left wing echo chamber is concerning because it absolutely is but this is only true because the overton window has shifted so far right in the country the US really is cooked

crazy that my and every other trans person’s mere existence have become politicized i asked chatgpt “what are some occasions when the existence of a people were politicized and what were the consequences / conclusions?” and everything it came back with was genocide and systemic oppression

me for the next 4 years at the very least

i renewed my subscription just to watch it and it was totally worth it

i wonder what talking a heroic dose while watching a fuwamoco stream would be like

the zucc wants employees to stop washing their ass for more masculine energy

workday should add a feature that lets ICs tip management

me and who?

he wants the culture that activision blizzard had

what is it with cloak and dagger and invisible woman players constantly going afk in the middle of games??

i just saw a depend ad roll on twitch for all the crinkles ABDLs 😳

uhhhh

crazy how luigi is our world’s version of gol d. roger

are there any 3rd party 3DS styluses made from surgical steel or some material that can be safely boiled?

Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job theonion.com/man-returns-...

happy new year! i had such a bizarre dream where real life was like marvel rivals except we were didn’t have super powers however you could heal yourself if you blew an enemy opponent so everyone was running around beating the shit out of each other while also trying to blow them at the same time

since when did cockvestigating become a thing?

is it that weird to add popcorn butter to your cream soda at the movie theaters 😔

hear me out

would i benefit from a rhino?

considering that office work wasn’t a thing until just a bit more than 100 years ago, it’s weird that boomers are aghast when they hear you don’t want to spend any more than the bare minimum amount of time in the office

this is my head canon

mhm