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smelldorado.bsky.social
I only argue with people over email.
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these people needs to pull some heads out of some butts right?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺 Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾

submitted 13 days ago • 376 comments

none of this is normal and they haven’t won yet

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Super Bowl USAID Save Foreign Aid

submitted 13 days ago • 59 comments

Trump nominates Gargamel as Secretary of Smurfdom

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

Perhaps he didn't wrestle enough.

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

[watching myself flop on bluesky compared to my reaction on twitter] No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

shout out to my followers who lift me up every day!!!!!

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

whenever things seem particularly dark I think of maya rudolph playing dionne warwick and it helps

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I was walking down the street today a man said to me ‘here comes the dick sucker! suck that dick!’ probably because I look friendly.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

imagine what 2024 would have been like if kendrick went after elon instead of drake

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this post, can you please help spread this information? #ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US. People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women! Let’s spread word! ❤️✊

submitted 80 days ago • 667 comments

i drink so much fucking milk

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

are straight male rappers cooked?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite part of Star Wars was the scene where the Resistance leaders decide against trying to destroy the Death Star and instead kick in $1 million each for Palpatine's inauguration.

submitted 69 days ago • 110 comments

sometimes when I get a cookie at the groxery store and I also have milk in the car from the same shopping trip I’ll drink straight from the carton in the front seat of my car when I finish my cookie

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

my wife does NOT CARE about my david lynch impression

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

turns out if you play big freedia christmas music for your kid they will prefer it to all other christmas music

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments