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Remind your local conservatives they are going to the hell that they insist is real. They really hate that. Especially if you ask them to cite scripture. Watch them sputter as they realize their "faith" is being unmasked as performative. Be careful tho bc some of them really flip out.

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Making up for hardly going a handful of shows last year by going to as many as my wallet allows this year

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Say Drake

submitted 19 days ago • 49 comments

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

submitted 19 days ago • 69 comments

Jenny Lewis dressed up like her character in Troop Beverly Hills last night at a Fire Aid benefit to encourage people to support Altadena Girl Scouts 🥹 I am looking for specific ways to support these kids now so if anyone has info I will share it. ❤️

submitted 22 days ago • 8 comments

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

submitted 24 days ago • 587 comments

fuck k*nye at this point in history but the “his music was never even good” people are absolutely full of shit

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Nothing makes me feel older than brat

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Will never stop laughing the song Chappell Roan blew the roof off the Grammy’s with, Atlantic Records heard it, told her they didn’t get it, then dropped her from the label a few months later so she had to release it independently & now it’s a generational queer anthem

submitted 26 days ago • 18 comments

Beyonce's reaction was fantastic

submitted 26 days ago • 20 comments

I can never get through Birds of a Feather without tearing up…. WHAT A SONG 😭

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

submitted 27 days ago • 181 comments

Birthday weekend lfg! 🤠

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Tomahawk Chop NEEDS TO GO, of course in this day and age, the GOP would enshrine it into the Constitution.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Scuse me while I listen to Lua on repeat and question my entire life

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

"Lynchian" is a fully realized and instantly comprehensible adjective, as concrete a one-word summation of an artist's aesthetic and worldview as has ever been associated with any artist in any medium. Things will forever be Lynchian, but there was only one David Lynch. #RIP

submitted 43 days ago • 37 comments

Oh my god Uni is on bluesky?! One of my favorite IG cat follows 🖤

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sorry but I'm not spending the next four years getting hysterical every time the rambling 80 year old president says something crazy. call me when troops start amassing on the michigan border

submitted 52 days ago • 360 comments

the internet is being too funny for the amount of productivity I need this week

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

My last visit here was Valentine’s Day of 2017. And i think it will be immortalized and stay that way. 🍹

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

2024💖 #spotifywrapped

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