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Rich Auntie. Philosopher. Seer. Astrobabe. AuDHD Autodidact. INFJ. 🇧🇯🇹🇹🇺🇸 NJ 🛫 NC📍
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Drake's gonna be the first person to ever lose a Super Bowl halftime show.

submitted 18 days ago • 24 comments

I fucking love flag football!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Where can I get this red and black bob wig? #Kendrickbowl

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I love these flare jeans on him. They elongate his legs #Kendrickbowl

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick time!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

If I don't like you, it's honestly better for us both for me to pay you dust cause you not gonna like the attention I bring to you.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I might actually be able to get a flat stomach and my splits by my birthday (June) if I'm consistent. *the gif is surprisingly pretty close to my progress now.

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Oh God shes gorgeous

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#blackastrosky

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I finished my warmup 🥵 and decided that's enough working out for today 😮‍💨. Baby steps 😌

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I don't have an ass you can see from the front so it's always a surprise. 😂 I got a track body. Shoulders, thighs and ass.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Sitting in my waist trainer eating purple Doritos lol

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I love when people remind me why I should have strong boundaries or stay away from them. Yes! Help reinforce these habits in my brain bc my heart often wants connection but I need to be selective.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Catch me outside 😜

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

"Dear fuck nigga, still can't believe I used to fuck witcha." Thank you, Megan 🙏🏾

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Watching #TheLaterDaters has me warming up to dating older. Some of these men are attractive and be dressing down.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I see why ppl my age attend day parties. I was chilling at home drinking coquito and dancing to Meg, Glo, Flo, Latto, Monaleo, Doechii, Kash Doll, KenTheMan & Kendrick. Turning the living room into my own section... Tell me why I'm just waking up, ass was slumped. Welp... Time for Round 2

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My friends make the cutest babies! 🥰

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Switched it up with the holiday hair.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Same energy.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

In my head, we are all friends or long lost cousins 🫂

submitted 58 days ago • 6 comments

My ADHD acts tf up in a cubicle, baybey! No coffee or stimulates today either... Whew chile. 😮‍💨

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I have a lot of suppressed anger. Less than I used to, but I still feel like I hold myself back from really expressing how I feel and that's why I can be cold or ruminate for a while when it does finally come out. How do I fix this? 🤔

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Junkanoo, Nanny Song or Asasara

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President Carter put solar panels on the roof at the White House in the SEVENTIES. Hating-ass Reagan and his team removed them yaleclimateconnections.org/2023/02/the-...

submitted 59 days ago • 5 comments

😂😂😂 Bitch, guess who's laughing now? 🤣🤣🤣 & He left his sweet potato pie 🥧 😋

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, it's just jokes? I like to joke too but I don't wanna see men cry. & I don't need you blowing up my phone asking for explanations.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

was supposed to clean today in prep for NY but instead decided to create a mental list of my purchases for 2025

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

I'm tired of entertaining guys who are fucking clueless. I'm not your teacher or your mommy, nigga. Figure it out.

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You wanna be in everyone's face and make everyone laugh 🃏 because you're a people pleaser and need validation cool. But you can't be MINE and do that. 🤡

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Nigga full of concepts with little practice.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Welp, single again lol. But I also made pasta and brought wine. And the night is young! 💃🏾

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I really need this nigga to get his shit outta my space...

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Wishing continued success to this king ✊🏾😂

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

I have issues communicating with unresponsive people. If I ask a question I want it answered. Period. A non answer to that question to me meant no. So I won’t be calling back.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Life could be so simple...

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

what TF possessed y’all to make yall think that it’s okay to be on speakerphone in the bathroom ???!!!??

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

don't come over here tryna treat me less than what i deserve !! we ain't going for that!

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

I may have to make a video and let y'all know about the bitchassness that goes on here cuz it's a lot to type...

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

It's so hard for me to actually like a nigga. Niggas like me. But I don't like most men. If I have to give you a chance, I'm likely to regret it. I need to like you more which is rare.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

#Blacksky I appreciate y'all so much for letting me air shit out on here. We may be strangers but in da clurb, we all fam. 😊

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