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pure slop at it's finest.

what if instead of Tymeggs, my name was 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴eggs, and instead of singing about sex with washing machines, I touched you? 👅

it's Thursday, don't forget to be yourself :heart:

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EVIL teacher: If you have 666 souls and divide them by two demons, how many does each demon get? me (Christian): erm, redemption?😂 EVIL teacher: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH TORMENTING SOULS me: calm down DONALD TRUMP, it was only a joke 😂 repost if you CAN'T relate

WOKE teacher: If you have 64 apples and divide them by two owls, how many does each owl get? me (sigma male): erm, two genders?😂 WOKE teacher: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MATH PROBLEM me: calm down liberal, it was only a joke 😂 repost if you can relate

wouldn't it be so funny if every artist just stopped making new music just to fuck with this guy?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6gj...

i am eating mother fucking bacon

Barnes & Barnes if they locked tf in:

happy fat thursday to all.

another day another preserving the white house...

my mind sometimes feels like a metronome.

please, God, don't let the AfD win.

THE ILLUSION OF FREE TV

hawk tuah 😂

oh God, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna splat

I'm on that #sigmagrindset straight up skibidi style

can you relate to this video?????? #reletable #sigma #skibidi #funny #ohgodthebees

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOKO ONO! Make a wish at wishtreeforyokoono.com TODAY is Yoko Ono's 92nd Birthday. To celebrate, Sean Ono Lennon created a virtual ‘Wish Tree’ for people to post their wishes online and (with @onetreeplanted.bsky.social) plant real trees in Yoko’s honour. #wishtree #happybirthdayyoko

I am literally about to lose everything I've ever loved and cared for... but fuck it, Barnes & Barnes titty album

I give you all one last chance. I made a new server if you fuck it up, I will not make any more: discord.gg/YpmQ3tSt4a

I am going to kill myself

here's a hypothetical question: do you think there are enough Family Guy funny moments and compilations on the internet to a point where the entire show is up on YouTube?

SMILEY FACE RECORDS FINALLY HAS WORKING BUY BUTTONS! YOU CAN BUY THINGS AT CHECKOUT INSTEAD OF JUST DIRECTLY SENDING MONEY TO MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT NOW! GO CHECK IT OUT, MAYBE BUY SOME STUFF WHILE AT IT!

if I ever get famous enough to warrant a Wikipedia page, do me a favour and use this image, it would be so fucking funny

Carol has so many faces. I love this one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAoL...

OH NO IWARIO BUT ME CRAP MY PANTS NOW

lmao, fuck off

hawk tuah

chat should I kill myself?

I've ruined my life

it's nothing funny.

Season 2 Episode 2 - Frame 524 out of 2669

After over 4 months, I was finally able to digitalize "It's a Noise", a noise album that I made to solely poke fun at the noisecore music scene. For the longest of time the only way you could listen to it, was if you bought the cassette, but now anyone can listen to it! Enjoy.