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Aspiring creative and mensch. Writer of the sixth funniest Christmas cracker joke of 2020. He/him.
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Someone needs to stop me.

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Friday competition time! 🎉 #Marvel's Hawkeye and Loki Season 2, and #StarWars' Ahsoka and The Mandalorian Season 3 are OUT NOW on 4K steelbook. We have sets of all four to give away! To enter: RT, follow Empire, and reply telling us your favourite show of the four... UK entrants only, must be 18+

submitted 6 days ago • 54 comments

Trying to navigate my feelings about the implications of the Amazon/Bond deal with a gag I'm kind of proud of: "What are you eating, Timmy?" "O's! Double-O O's!"

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone should follow my very talented friend @hugoodraws.bsky.social for more cool character art!

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Junction 4/Men's Sheds is a local charity group that supports theatre performances in the North West of England and beyond. If you'd like to learn more, and might be willing to pledge to their latest project, please check out the link below. www.spacehive.com/junction4sme...

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I'm game if you are.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Catching up on Penta V Dunne from Monday's Raw. I know they were in Texas, but I cringed when Penta dapped up the little boy dressed in a blue suit, blonde wig and red cap. Let me have my escapism, Texas.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

COMPETITION TIME! 🤖 Oscar-nominee #TheWildRobot is out now on 4K – and we have a handful of copies to give away, alongside a hardback copy of Peter Brown's book. To enter: RT, follow Empire, and reply with a GIF of your favourite big-screen robot. [UK entrants only, must be 18+]

submitted 34 days ago • 49 comments

Let's go the Monkey Man route; it's a crash test dummy that bares the resemblance of Steve-O. Have your people call my people, R-Patz!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

The Extraordinary Tale - a film I was fortunate enough to gain work experience on - has just arrived on Disney+. It's a weird, wonderful film that allowed me to explore foley and voiceover for the first time, so it'll always hold a special place in my heart. @joseortuno.bsky.social 🙏

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Really enjoyed the end of 'What If?'; really scratched my itch of putting a hat on top of a hat. Really hope Marvel releases THAT shield as a collectible in the future.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I was wearing headphones when I watched this. Either the volume was too high, or something in it really hit me hard. Zod bless John Williams.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Today, the UK government announced a proposal to change copyright law - for the benefit of AI companies - that would cause huge, irreversible harm to creators. More info below, but most importantly here's what you can do (wherever you live): 1. Email your MP. Template letter in 🧵 👇 1/10

submitted 72 days ago • 181 comments

Novelty popcorn buckets aren't really a thing in the UK, but a popcorn bucket on a stick seems practical for sharing!

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Why did no one tell me The Rock's character's name in Red One is Callum Drift? CALLUM DRIFT.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

The sketch comedy series 'DMs Are Open' is returning to BBC Radio 4 in the new year, with submissions open to the public. I've been successful with a few one-liners in the past. That should really give hope to us all. For more info, check out their webinar on the 9th: t.co/0cDvoxuMWm

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

I will be taking questions at this time.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

✨ GIVEAWAY! ✨ Tis the season! In the spirit of the holidays we're giving away a Prismatic Sea Glass set 🌈 Giveaway ends 12/13 at noon CT. To Enter: ✨ Follow this account 🎲 Repost this post 💚 For an extra entry, tell us about an NPC or bond your character cherishes 🥹 #dnd #dice #ttrpg

submitted 83 days ago • 236 comments

CHEESE! is out on Monday 9 December but you can grab a FREE copy of the book plus a set of stickers and a signed art print! Just FOLLOW me then LIKE and SHARE this post before 23:59 Thursday 12 December. 1 winner will be selected at random on Friday 13 December (UK only). ko-fi.com/thecomedylos...

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

"An helectric car, m'lady?"

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

✨ It’s 1st December which means… it’s time for our BIG CHRISTMAS BOOK GIVEAWAY!!!!!! ✨ If you’d like to WIN all of these festive books just: 🎄 Like 🎄 Repost by 15.12.24 🎄 UK only Good luck! And Merry Christmas!!!

submitted 88 days ago • 16 comments

A friend of my dad dropped by, to borrow some of his tools. "Ah, so you must be the son he's so proud of and won't stop talking about." "I'm not sure. It's either me or my brother." "Ah! Don't think he mentioned he had two." I couldn't find the tool he was after. I offered him a shovel instead.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment