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1 minute unskippable grammarly ad on YouTube I'm about to put a toaster in the bathtub

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Skkkrrrtle

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I don't believe in asking questions anonymously. All I want it is to hold prolonged eye contact w you as I "yes and" the most heinous horny shit you have ever delivered to another sentient being

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No one tells you that when you volunteer to host lunch with friends it means drinking 2 bottles of wine on a sunday afternoon (literally this always happens)

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All I want in 2025 is a cigarette, a cup of black coffee, and an icepick lobotomy

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A universal truth about keychains: there is always one key you have no idea what it's for

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Headphone-less on the train and I'm being real brave about it

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I wouldn't wish being forced to use Google slides on my worst enemy

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Someone matched w me on hinge by asking what my current DND character is, and I've never been hit by such a powerful soul read from a stranger

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I will probably go on to hear Laura Palmer's scream for the rest of my life

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If I'm going to be exploited for financial gain by techno-feaudalists can they at LEAST look like a Final Fantasy villain? Come on billionaires get your act together

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Born too late to be exploited by robber barons born to early to be exploited by space robber barons Born just in time to be exploited by tech robber barons - somehow the most boring lame sounding one??

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I popped my hataramune soda without it spraying everywhere so I guess you could say I'm goated with the sauce

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One sentence horror story: The presentation is currently 164 slides

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Don't delete the part of you that is cringe. Delete the part that cringes

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I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

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My toxic trait is thinking I'm not normal which is one of the most normal toxic traits you could possibly have

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Is a conga line that has only one person still a conga line? Or is it a congularity?

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"hahaha omg you're so funny" Thanks, I was bullied throughout school and now I have a personality

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I was on a second date w someone at a gay pub hosting a karaoke night. She wanted to do a song w me and I warned her if we performed, I would get hit on by guys. She tried to call by bluff and continued to get slightly more irritated as more guys crashed our date 🤷 my smug ass probably didn't help

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I love guy hobbies like wdym you spray your hands with dog medicine to toughen the skin while you punch a pile of gravel into stone

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1 minute unskippable grammarly ad on YouTube I'm about to put a toaster in the bathtub

Skkkrrrtle

I don't believe in asking questions anonymously. All I want it is to hold prolonged eye contact w you as I "yes and" the most heinous horny shit you have ever delivered to another sentient being

No one tells you that when you volunteer to host lunch with friends it means drinking 2 bottles of wine on a sunday afternoon (literally this always happens)

All I want in 2025 is a cigarette, a cup of black coffee, and an icepick lobotomy

A universal truth about keychains: there is always one key you have no idea what it's for

Headphone-less on the train and I'm being real brave about it

I wouldn't wish being forced to use Google slides on my worst enemy

Someone matched w me on hinge by asking what my current DND character is, and I've never been hit by such a powerful soul read from a stranger

I will probably go on to hear Laura Palmer's scream for the rest of my life

If I'm going to be exploited for financial gain by techno-feaudalists can they at LEAST look like a Final Fantasy villain? Come on billionaires get your act together

Born too late to be exploited by robber barons born to early to be exploited by space robber barons Born just in time to be exploited by tech robber barons - somehow the most boring lame sounding one??

I popped my hataramune soda without it spraying everywhere so I guess you could say I'm goated with the sauce

One sentence horror story: The presentation is currently 164 slides

Don't delete the part of you that is cringe. Delete the part that cringes

I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

My toxic trait is thinking I'm not normal which is one of the most normal toxic traits you could possibly have

Is a conga line that has only one person still a conga line? Or is it a congularity?

"hahaha omg you're so funny" Thanks, I was bullied throughout school and now I have a personality

I love guy hobbies like wdym you spray your hands with dog medicine to toughen the skin while you punch a pile of gravel into stone

Whenever I think life isn't worth living I remember Northernlion Cine2Nerdle streams and that keeps me going

This is a Twin Peaks appreciation skeet

No doctor I'm not fuckin sick but lately I've been told I'm sick as fuck