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smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social
Unemployed, technically. Pro wrestling, records, and bourbon. Will nerd out about horror, gaming, and 70s cinema. Dog dad and husband to @libbiye.bsky.social
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Remove a letter, ruin a movie Return of the Jed

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PLAY FUCKIN TESSIE

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The vibes at Fenway are immaculate. Goddamn. @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social

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Fuck. I forget where I pahked the cah.

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MAYDAY!

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This isn't wage theft, this is something else. Wage theft (when an employer literally doesn't pay you what they owe you for working for them) is a real thing that happens all the time in America and putting out disinformation about it like this is not fucking helpful.

submitted 18 hours ago • 17 comments

Buddy, it was planes trains and automobiles for us. I am so excited for a hotel bed sleep, and that's saying something.

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Scary Stories trilogy survival horror

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Zuck: the average American has three friends Me: there’s two type of people in a marriage. The drama one and the sitcom one.

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Zuck: the average American has three friends

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This sounds like a threat.

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Cannot go to an airport without picturing the scene in Big Trouble where Johnny Knoxville stares at the Arrivals/Departures sign and can’t figure out where to go: “Well, we’re arrivin’… but we wanna depart, so…” @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

In case anyone wonders where they can find Libby and I tomorrow...

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Hangman was never losing in Virginia. 🤼

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AS I WAS SAYING

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rip in peace kyle fletcher 🤼

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Kyle Fletcher with the world's most obvious blade job lol 🤼

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People are going to act offended by Carville being there, like he hasn’t just been an opportunistic piece of shit his entire career.

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HURT. SOMEBODY. 🤼

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Jamie Hayter's gotta ditch the Almost Famous gimmick, it's not working 🤼

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I have a Brian Urlacher jersey that's close to 25 years old at this point.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Petecrow!

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Carson Kelly, noted hitter

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But Eric still tries to eat tide pods

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