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Just in from DC Bar - labor attorney Diane Seltzer defeats securities attorney Brad Bondi in a closely watched race with record turnout.

So I dyed my hair green for fun and was gonna let it fade and replace it with blue but now I've decided I wanna make a Medusa costume for Halloween because I found a rubber snake that felt good around my fingers and I'm panicking because I only have four months to make it

And to think I haven't been yard saling in years $2....TWO

Lee Jae-myung, the South Korean politician who climbed the fence of the parliament to get inside and vote against martial law, has been elected president. Pretty cooool

Beat KH1 for PC today and the last stat of the battle record made me cackle

With how long it takes for trump's scheduled pressers to start, the more I'm convinced we wouldn't know he'd started a war until our mutuals in other countries DM'd to ask if we're alive

So there's only a week left of school and my kiddo's been doodling more 'cause there's nothing to do and she brings them home and, y'all....Y'ALL MY TEN YEAR OLD CHILD CAN FUCKING DRAW HANDS!?!?!?! LIKE....ABSOLUTE SORCERY!!!!

Learning the source of the FDA comes from the creator of Heinz ketchup because lack of regulation meant people were mimicking his recipe and cutting it with dangerous chemicals, so he lobbied Roosevelt for regulations so he could professional murder his competition was wild

Glad we’re defunding actual science while handing money to a Nazi grifter who can’t replicate technology from the Eisenhower administration

✨WHEEZING✨ (please dear goddess stick around for the US entrant 💀)

Exactly this. At a certain point, being accused of “wokeness” should be a badge of honour. “Yes I am woke - so what? Why aren’t you?”

I do not recommend getting a concussion in your 30's. In fact, I recommend avoiding them entirely at any age. 0/10, do not want to do this again

Discworld QOTD, from Eric

As Trump attacks higher education, here's a link to a filtered list of Harvard's FREE courses. Granted you don't get college credits, but you get the knowledge and that's what this fucker is trying to gatekeep

Can't be unhealthy if you don't report how sick folks are Can't roll my eyes hard enough

Behold, her 15-year-old, double cataract-having majesty, Sony Bones, who has never allowed a bathroom door to close in her life

This ENTIRE meeting was deeply offensive and infuriating to watch. The racism was impossible to miss, from Trump forcing Ramaphosa to watch a propagandist conspiracy film, to how Trump listened & focused on the white representatives who said the SAME THINGS as Ramaphosa. This admin is a joke

is the fanvid community still alive and well? Because Bruce Springsteen just dropped "Repo Man" and the game R.E.P.O. is fairly popular and I just **really really** need some compilation vids like, c'mon - it's PERFECT

Found out a couple we know is getting divorced, so the number of married friends we have continues to remain in single digits while our single friends remain in the doubles

Excuse me while I go re-read a Library of Alexandria's worth of my favorite AO3 porn while drafting letters to my congressmen about minding their business

As someone who only has an associate's degree, I've learned most of what I know while on the job. I've worried for years I lack the skills to get certain places on the workforce. How was I to know one day "can think for themselves" was something I could put in the Skills section of my resume

Watching Hell's Kitchen with the kids and these children were just, out of nowhere *Chef is told to leave Hell's Kitchen* 6 yr old: Do they die? Me: What? No. They go home. 6: And then they die? Spouse: No, they go home. 6: *nods* And die 9 yr old: Well, this is a kind of hunger games

tbh, I have never blocked so many accounts on any social media site than I do now. My block list on tumblr is to fucking long now because I want the slop off my feed. I never used to block folks on tumblr -- never needed to! Fuck AI.

I'm kinda proud of myself over this one....joke in a joke and all i did was make it out of spite of being tricked by slop

It's only when you start trying to consciously reduce your exposure to microplastics that you realize just how much plastic there fucking is

When I told my mother earlier today they'd picked a new Pope and he was from Chicago, she laughed and said "That's as close as they'll get to picking an Irishman."

I'm still in awe of his fast the American alt right went from "fuck yeah American Pope!!!!" to "Fuck this woke-ass Pope"

Love this time of year when my allergies and me play this game called "Is It Allergies Or Is It Strep?"

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I'm sorry, but VJ Day is just asking to be meme'd into Vag Day We can compliment it by adopting Peen Day for VE

a comic about freedom of speech (for white people)