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theatre lover, artist, and a shitposting gamer she/her
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A Horrible Truth That Shouldn’t Be….

my take on the Mauler twins in bg3 (i made him my guardian lol)

This is a cartoon character (look on his floof ye mighty, etc.)

Good on Greyhound! #goodtrouble

Blue-gray Gnatcatchers flick their long tail feathers as they bop about the branches, stirring up insects that the wee bird then hunts down.

shout out to kasane teto

by the way, I'm bisexual (i hope nobody i know sees this lol)

i understand that it's important to talk about politics, especially under the circumstances that we are under right now. But why is every comment under every post on bluesky so insanely political? I just want to see what people think of a funny meme without being immediately filled with dread 😭

everytime i see a cybertruck—even on the Internet—i take psychic damage

POE (the mmo game)

imagine if george washington carver was allergic to peanuts?

this will be minecraft in 2014

(jack black voice) JACKING OFF!!!!!!!!!

why can i see them?

i never realized infinity nikki could be so fun!

what is your alphabet otp? mine is O and P

???: denji Denji: WHA--WHO ARE YOU?? ???: i'm the gayness devil, Denji Denji: WHY ARE YOU SMALL ???: not enough people are homophobic anymore ... i need you to spread homophobia, Denji. You need to spread homophobia Denji: i... um... i don't think i can do that ???: i'll show you a boob

I NEED TO REGISTER FOR CLASSES. PLEASE SPEAK TO ME COLLEGE ADVISOR

john madden

i have so many banger jokes and phrases that just not that many people appreciate. it's okay though, im sexy and my ass is fat

Super Ma-MA MIA THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

my fellow Americans, straight up popping dat pussy

happy ides of march!;🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

it's a me, march 10

*raises fists* you're about to meet Puncho and Lefty

i didn't know that instagram tells people that you took a screenshot when on vanish mode. actually fucking kill me now

i wish i had a silly little computer to play silly little games on

do dogs get chronic headaches like i do?

dude, ovulation is crazy

my dad likes my boyfriend a lot! i am very happy

btw i dont care if you spam like my account