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smoothgilson.bsky.social
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To be honest, I have always preferred Irish whisky. And Scotch. And Welsh. And English. And Canadian. And Japanese...

"Having witnessed the absolute cluster fuck today I have written to the Prime Minister, the King and Larry the Cat, requesting that the UK increase its defence budget to at least 20% so that we can fill the gaping void that's coming and to naturally build a few hundred gunboats."

"Men only want one thing and it's disgus-" Shut the fuck up. I want the fucking apartment seen in Spy X Family: three bedrooms, a lounge diner and a separate lounge/office space? If that's disgusting then go soak your head in a bucket of lemon juice for three hours.

Hahaha haha Hahaha! Good luck making it through memorised 20th century naval warfare data! HMS Warspite to the rescue once again!

A sneak peak at a project I'm working on that's exclusive for patrons! Every month, I'm making a pin up poster of a huge pokemon. At the end of the year, they will be released publicly as an image pack ! I started late but the first Pokemon is Nidoking!

Currently just got the wonderful thought in my head of a character being so fat, that even eating somebody whole you can barely notice. What, this? Oh just a little bloated. Even better is how many more people they can devour and still not get noticed as the balloon in blubber.

The latest update to Cartwright and Tenner is now available for patrons! This one hell of a push to get it done, but I'm pretty proud of it. I hope folks enjoy!

Heheh, me 'n @glazfox.bsky.social comparin' bellies before we devour all the pizza in town~ 🦊💚

Been playing Gutbuster by RJS. My God I think it's one of the most addictive games going. It's a great game, got funny writing and wonderful cutscenes. It also reminds me of "Once Upon a Time... Life" A LOT. Intentional or not, it's something I like!

Ordering from a new drone fast food delivery app. You open the door, expecting to see your order on the ground with a drone flying off only to find it the arms of a very heavy set fur staring blankly at you underneath a swirling Glaztek visor. "Thank you for ordering. enjoy your Glaztek Life."

🖼️: @butterdragon.bsky.social Looks like Sophie made you some pancakes! However, being the perfectionist she is, she had to make sure they were right, and it took a while to get it just right. Still, please enjoy them!

Well, it's been over 12 hours since the servers shut down. It still feels strange that I haven't played it since 11pm last night and will probably never do so again. I genuinely miss it.

Love it when you have a character visibly swelling up with fat as they're eating/digesting and you hear that creaking, inflating noise as they do so. Even better if others are noticing it but the one growing fatter and fatter is oblivious...

Adoptable character Orion that was autobought by @murster.bsky.social ! The astracapri are an open species that I'm working on and will hopefully be able to debut officially soon!

Time to feast ~💚

Single shot animation for the striking @renoko.bsky.social🌟

In a bit of an odd mood. I play Simpson's game on my phone. I first started back in 2013, stopped for a while and then started it back up towards the end of 2015. I've been playing it ever since. And as of the 24th January 2025 it will be shut down forever.

Hey, anyone want a sketch so I can afford groceries? £30! Just ask for a sketch. bigfat.hyena.blue/form

A quick drawing I did for @simmywuff.bsky.social 's birthday yesterday! Gotta keep that wuff stuffed~

🖼️: @khato.hyena.blue Nolan has to maintain his winter weight you know!

More paper sketches for Iggy and Gilson!

"We should go back to the good old days." I am currently watching season 1 of "Call the Midwife." Set in the 50s, poor east end of London where people lived in slums. When victims of the work houses were still alive and broken. Learn from history, or we're doomed to repeat it.

🖼️: @butterdragon.bsky.social Post Christmas meals, the buns enter their food coma. Jade certainly takes advantage of Sophies cooking, giving in to the urge to gorge. At least she can work at home until she can move. Meanwhile Bundad cleans the endless stacks of dishes left behind...

A reminder that unless the guy who stole your Christmas came from Whoville, he's not a Grinch. He's just a sparkling green cun-

🖼️: @glazfox.bsky.social Post Christmas dinner feel...

Merry Christmas!

Seeing as its almost that time of the year, have the best festive message possible. youtu.be/vPS5Yw_YsHA?...

🖼️: @butterdragon.bsky.social Just a picture of Nolan casually kicking a rugby ball about in December. All those festive meals, snacks and treats won't slow him down!

PLAYING AIRSOFT: Everybody else: In camo, helmet and using an M4/variant Me: In a Christmas Jumper, wearing a cowboy hat and wielding an FN FAL variant Realism? Bugger that, lets have fun.

🖼️: @butterdragon.bsky.social Just in the mood for a scenario where the character is comfortable with their size, be it reasonably fat all the way to arms can't reach around their gut anymore. So here's some Jade as she waddles for some break room pastries.

Thinking about how I'd make James Bond movies again. Set them in 50's/60's so you can introduce "futuristic" tech that is believable Have actual Nazi's as the villains Explains why the British Secret Service is apparently everywhere as you know, Empire is on life support but still there.