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I love Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce! Cursed female, PNW American, Xennial. #1 YOYOK x long story short stan, 🤎💙🤍 girlie. 🔵 voter always
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I wanna find you 👀 in a crowd 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 just to hide 🙈 from you ❤️💛❤️🥰

🎶That nothing safe is worth the drive and I would follow you follow you home, I’ll follow you follow you home… this happens once every few lifetimes🎶

RIP Voletta Wallace 😔

Still my favorite platform/hellsite! 🤭

I don’t see nearly as much love for Bad Blood as I have in everyone’s 1989 rankings, and that’s completely chill because they not like us 😜🤭🤭

Jason Kelce got me crying this morning. It’s such a dark time and we need each other more than ever, but this fuckass internet (even this place) makes everything worse. Think I gotta take a long break

Let’s just rename it the Gulf of Bonerland

Y’all gonna go after Lane Johnson now? Or is that outrage exclusive to Taylor’s boyfriend. 🙄

🚨| A fan showing a message for Taylor Swift on the big screen “I LOVE YOU TAYLOR

“I’m bitter but I swear I’m fine” 😭😭😭

Good thing I’m drunk on vodka crans right now!!!!!

Kitty halftime show!!!

*written in invisible ink* Brad Pitt smacked his family around but sure, Travis is the villain this week because he was diplomatic for his job (bcuz he has one, unlike a bunch of you who never leave your bubbles)

‘Style’ by Taylor Swift turns 10.

In a nod to Taylor and New Orleans, my Superbowl dinner will be Creole steak frites and to drink, vodka cran! 😋

Harlequin, by Pablo Picasso, 1923

I had so much trouble falling asleep last night and then when I did sleep I dreamt about not being able to fall asleep 😐😐